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Professor Farnsworth dissects the recent dip in crude oil futures, Trump's diplomatic dance with Iran, and the looming threat of a geriatric war. image
Energy

Good News Everyone! Oil Prices Drop Amidst Trump's Iran Shenanigans!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 15:29
  • 2 minutes to read
As tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, potential strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities loom, potentially triggering a wider regional conflict. Sounds like a party! (for evil) image
Energy

Ripples of Ruin: Trump Eyes Iranian Nuclear Sites, Do I Smell an Opportunity?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 14:25
  • 2 minutes to read
Amidst rising tensions, the U.S. considers military options against Iran's nuclear facilities, potentially escalating conflict in the Middle East. image
Energy

Trump's Iranian Gambit: Is This More Than Meets The Eye?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 14:25
  • 2 minutes to read
Crude oil futures experience fluctuations as geopolitical tensions escalate between the United States, Israel, and Iran, potentially leading to military action and subsequent market volatility. image
Energy

Fascinating Instability: Crude Oil Prices Surge Amidst Potential Earth Conflict

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 12:34
  • 2 minutes to read
The iconic American steel company is now under Japanese ownership, leaving many scratching their heads and wondering if a certain former President cast a Confundus Charm on the whole deal. image
Energy

U.S. Steel Vanishes Like a Disillusionment Charm: Did Trump Just 'Accio' a Partnership?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 14:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Iran's largest crypto exchange, Nobitex, suffers a massive hack, with political undertones thicker than a Wookiee's fur. Israel and Iran trade digital blows, a galactic-sized headache it is! image
Energy

Cryptocurrency Chaos: Nobitex Plundered, a Dark Side Plot Unfolds!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 14:16
  • 2 minutes to read
Word is, the Yanks are eyeing Iran's nuclear gaffs with a HUGE bomb. But is this the real McCoy, or just a load of Austin Powers-style blue balls? image
Energy

Groovy Baby! Trump's Nuke Option: Are We About to Get Jiggy With It in Iran?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 11:22
  • 3 minutes to read
The escalating conflict between Israel and Iran is sending shockwaves through the energy markets, leaving analysts scrambling and oil prices on a rollercoaster. Will gas prices hit us harder than Uncle Phil's lectures? image
Energy

Yo, Oil Prices Gone Wild! Israel and Iran Beefin' – Is My Benz Gonna Cost a Fortune?

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
  • 3 minutes to read
Rocky Balboa reports on Trump's tough talk on Iran, its impact on global markets, and the Fed's upcoming decision. image
Energy

Yo Adrian! Trump's Throwin' Punches...At Iran! Markets Take a Beatin'!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 01:11
  • 3 minutes to read
The US Senate passed the GENIUS Act, regulating stablecoins and paving the way for digital dollars, while potentially lining the pockets of certain individuals. Mwahahaha! image
Energy

GENIUS Act Passes Senate: One Step Closer to World Domination... I Mean, Stablecoins!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
  • 3 minutes to read

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