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2B reports on the appointment of Antonio Filosa as Stellantis CEO, exploring challenges, expectations, and whether he can save the company from becoming just another broken machine. image

New Stellantis CEO: Is Antonio Filosa the Android We've Been Waiting For?

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
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Despite economic uncertainties, NetJets sees continued strong demand, shifting travel patterns, and a surprising craving for crudités among its wealthy clientele. image

Private Jet Demand Soars: Not Even Market Chaos Can Stop the Rich From Flying High

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:44
3 minutes to read

Kroger sees a boost in sales as shoppers seek value, proving even culinary adventurers love a good bargain... and maybe a nap after a hearty meal! image

Kroger's Purr-fect Plan: More Value, Less 'Siesta Time' at Home!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:42
2 minutes to read

JPMorgan Chase is revamping its online investing platform, aiming to become a major player by offering new bond and CD tools, hoping to attract a larger share of affluent investors' wallets. Because, you know, everyone needs a little 'Quantico' level strategy in their finances. image

From 'You Invest' to 'You Got This!' - JPMorgan Chase Flexes its Online Investing Muscles

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:35
3 minutes to read

Hulk review Darden Restaurants' earnings beat expectations, Olive Garden's endless breadsticks fuel massive growth, and Hulk wonder if they got endless supply of Gamma radiation! image

HULK SMASH... PROFITS! Darden's Earnings Make Green (Like Hulk!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:16
1 minutes to read

Uncle Rick breaks down the latest UBS report on global wealth, revealing that the U.S. is still the king of the capitalist hill... for now. Prepare for economic squanching! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! America Drowning in Millionaires (and Soon, Probably, Space Squids)

Thu 19 June, 2025 12:23
3 minutes to read

Mark Walter set to acquire majority stake in the Los Angeles Lakers for a cool $10 billion, leaving Jeanie Buss with a minority stake and governor seat. image

Holy Lakers, Batman! Ten Billion Dollars?!

Wed 18 June, 2025 22:51
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the new twice-yearly HIV injection, wondering if it's as reliable as Teddy and if he can use it to polish his Mini. image

Teddy's New Best Friend? HIV Injection Approved!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:47
2 minutes to read

Kim Kardashian's NikeSKIMS line faces production delays, pushing the launch back. Is this the end of athleisure as we know it? image

NikeSKIMS Delayed? Hasta La Vista, Baby... To My Workout Goals?

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:04
2 minutes to read

Tony Stark reports on the new vaccine advisory panel, thimerosal's return to the spotlight, and whether we're all doomed (spoiler: probably not, but let's have some fun anyway). image

Kennedy's New Vaccine Crew: Thimerosal, Autism, and a Whole Lotta Mayhem (or Maybe Not?)

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read