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Despite tariff troubles and EV stumbles, Ford's May sales surge thanks to good ol' employee discounts. Ay, caramba! image

Ford's Fiesta: Employee Pricing Saves the Day (Again!)

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:45
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Donkey reports on Peloton's new 'Repowered' marketplace, where you can sell your unused exercise bike and maybe, just maybe, afford a swamp like Shrek's. image

Peloton's Got a New Ride! Donkey's Guide to Selling That Dusty Bike (Before It Becomes a Dragon's Snack!)

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:11
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That's right meatbags, McDonald's is bringing back the snack wraps! Seems they finally realized who butters their bread (with delicious, delicious grease). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Snack Wrap: McDonald's Caves to Demand!

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
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Dollar General defies retail woes, drawing in higher-income shoppers and boosting sales amidst tariff concerns, proving that everyone loves a good bargain, even if they can afford a Nimbus 2000. image

Dollar General's Unexpected Charm: Attracting Muggles and Wizards Alike!

Tue 03 June, 2025 20:17
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A coordinated crackdown across 28 states led to hundreds of arrests in a bid to dismantle organized retail crime, but will it be enough to stop the Outworld's sticky fingers? image

Get Over Here, Shoplifters! Retail Crime Ring Faces Scorpion's Wrath (and a Nationwide Sting)

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:42
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NBA superstar Steph Curry's Thirty Ink rakes in $173.5 million, proving he's as deadly in the boardroom as he is on the court. A look into his diverse portfolio and commitment to DEI. image

Wah! Steph Curry's Thirty Ink: From Basketball to Business Empire - He's Moving Faster Than I Do in a Fight Scene!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:11
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Gap Inc. braces for a potential $150 million hit from new tariffs, while CEO Richard Dickson attempts to navigate the economic minefield without detonating the company's bottom line, or, apparently, raising prices. image

Another Day, Another Corporate Nightmare: Tariffs and Gap's Fiscal Facehugger

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
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A wizard analyzes Costco's latest earnings, tariff woes, and strategic maneuvers in the retail realm, finding both shadows and glimmers of hope amidst market fluctuations. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Costco Shareholders Might Be Slightly Down

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
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Gap faces potential financial hit from new tariffs, but CEO vows to fight back like a true Hokage! image

Believe It! Gap's Wallet Gets a Rasengan of Tariffs!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
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American Eagle Outfitters faces a tough quarter with unexpected losses, prompting adjustments and a look towards calmer skies. It's like runnin' a marathon, gotta keep goin'! image

American Eagle's Feathers a Little Ruffled: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:11
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