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The world's largest meatpacking company, JBS, finally makes its U.S. debut, dodging scandals and outstripping rivals, but not without a few Shadow Clone Justu sized bumps along the way! image
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Believe It! JBS's Wild Ride to the New York Stock Exchange: From Meat to Mayhem!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 13:53
  • 3 minutes to read
The late singer's $275 million estate sparks a legal squabble between his widow and co-trustee, revealing the pitfalls of wealth transfer planning. Mmm... Wealth! image
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Doh! Jimmy Buffett's Paradise Turns Probate Problem!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 12:22
  • 3 minutes to read
A HUGE metal bird crashed after takeoff! So many people... and a lot of sadness. Also, Boeing's having a REALLY bad day! image
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SHISHISHI! Giant Bird Goes BOOM! So Many People... FOOD!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 20:48
  • 2 minutes to read
A Boeing 787 Dreamliner crashes in India, leaving investigators scratching their heads and Boeing facing even more scrutiny. image
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Good News Everyone! Another Plane Bites the Dust!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 22:17
  • 3 minutes to read
An Air India Boeing 787 Dreamliner crashed shortly after takeoff in India, killing 241 people. A lone survivor's tale is a testament to human resilience amidst tragedy. image
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Dreamliner Down! India Crash Survivor Defied the Odds - A Grylls-Eye View

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
  • 2 minutes to read
Ragnar Lothbrok reports on how Trump's tariffs are plundering the wallets of new parents, causing baby gear prices to skyrocket. Is this the end of the Viking baby boom? image
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Odin's Beard! Trump's Tariffs are Raiding New Parents' Treasure!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Retail executives are cautiously optimistic about potential tariff rollbacks, but is it just wishful thinking? Iron Man dives in with his own brand of insight. image
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TACO Trade Triumph? Iron Man's Take on Retail Execs' Tariff Optimism

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:32
  • 3 minutes to read
An Air India flight crashes shortly after takeoff, leaving a trail of unanswered questions and broken hearts. Is this just another day in our dystopian reality? image
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Dreamliner Down: When Flights Become Fireballs

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager (and Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy), reports on the inquiry into workforce reductions and contract cancellations at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Are we witnessing incompetence, or a plot worthy of a beet farmer's suspicion? image
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False Alarm! Federales Investigate Possible Bureaucratic Arson at CFPB!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
  • 3 minutes to read
A tragic Air India crash in Ahmedabad leaves hundreds feared dead, raising questions about safety and sending Boeing stocks plummeting. Was it pilot error, mechanical failure, or did someone forget the 'W' key? image
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Boeing Dreamliner Nightmare: Did Someone Forget to Equip it with a 'W Key'?

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 14:17
  • 2 minutes to read

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