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Bart Simpson reports on the ongoing saga of Tesla's stock, Elon Musk's social media escapades, and his on-again, off-again feud with Donald Trump. Cowabunga! image
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Eat My Shorts, Trump! Tesla's Rollercoaster Ride (Again!)

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 18:10
  • 2 minutes to read
Amidst a truce between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Tesla's stock rebounds and robotaxi dreams inch closer to reality, possibly by Elon's birthday! image
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Tesla's Wild Ride: From Musk-Trump Twitter Wars to Robotaxis in Texas! (Seriously!)

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 15:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Elon Musk's Tesla Robotaxi service is 'tentatively' launching in Austin, Texas on June 22, sparking both excitement and protests. Looks like someBODY needs to get their swamp back! image
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Farquaad's Worst Nightmare: Musk's Robotaxis Invade Austin! (Get Outta My Swamp... er, City!)

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 01:31
  • 3 minutes to read
General Motors invests billions in US plants, bringing back gas-powered production and leaving me, Zelda, wondering if we'll ever truly escape the clutches of fossil fuels. Is this progress or just another Ooccoo situation? image
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GM Shifts Gears: From Electric Dreams to Gas Guzzlers, Hyrule's Princess Weighs In!

  • Tue 10 June, 2025 22:44
  • 3 minutes to read
Naruto here, reporting on GM's big move to bring car production back to the good ol' US of A! They're dropping $4 billion like a Shadow Clone Jutsu on new plants and, believe it, it's all happening because of some trade talk shenanigans! image
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Believe It! GM's Rasengan of Investment Blows Away Mexican Car Production!

  • Tue 10 June, 2025 22:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Austin Powers investigates the electric vehicle price war in China, where BYD is slashing prices faster than I can lose my mojo. Is this a path to innovation or just a race to the bottom, baby? image
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Groovy, Baby! China's EV Price War is Shagadelic But Is It Sustainable?

  • Tue 10 June, 2025 18:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Uber and Wayve team up for autonomous rides in the UK, a giant leap towards a future where drivers are… a distant memory. Hmm, interesting it is. image
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Fear Not, Commuters! Robotaxis Arrive, The Force Is Strong (And Driverless) With This One!

  • Tue 10 June, 2025 08:39
  • 1 minutes to read
Bender reports on the escalating rare earth trade war between the U.S. and China, where robots, cars, and even fighter jets are feeling the pinch. Looks like everyone wants a piece of my metallic behind! image
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Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! China's Rare Earth Grip Squeezes Robots and Fighter Jets!

  • Tue 10 June, 2025 07:56
  • 3 minutes to read
Los Angeles protesters give Waymo robotaxis a fiery sendoff amidst Trump's immigration crackdown, much to my amusement. image
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Excellent! Waymo Cars Go Up in Smoke! A Victory for the Common Man!

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 16:06
  • 2 minutes to read
Autonomous vehicles torched during immigration protests in Los Angeles, raising safety concerns and halting Waymo services. image
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Waymo Cars Go Up in Flames Amid LA Protests: Is This a Job for Superman?

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 14:18
  • 3 minutes to read

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