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Hertz CEO Gil West is feeling 'energized' after Bill Ackman's investment firm Pershing Square snagged a huge chunk of the company, potentially saving it from another 'yo-yo' back to bankruptcy. image

Holy Chalupas Batman! Billionaire Saves Hertz From the Junkyard?

Fri 18 April, 2025 21:43
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Bill Ackman's Pershing Square grabs a massive stake in Hertz, becoming the second-largest shareholder after Hertz's EV missteps. image

Hertz So Good! Ackman Goes All In! Did He Just YOLO It?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 10:51
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Chuck Norris breaks down Lyft's bold move to conquer Europe by acquiring FreeNow, assessing its chances against Uber and other giants. image

Lyft Buys European Ride-Hailing App FreeNow For 199 Million! But Can It Survive Chuck Norris?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:48
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Nissan aims to maximize production at its largest US plant in response to potential tariffs, focusing on domestic growth and adjusting vehicle sourcing. image

Nissan's American Revolution! Can They Dodge Trump's Tariffs?

Wed 16 April, 2025 19:00
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Homer Simpson reports on Bill Ackman's Pershing Square snagging a big piece of Hertz, sending its stock soaring higher than my cholesterol after a Krusty Burger binge. image

Doh! Ackman's Buying Hertz Like I Buy Donuts! What's Going On?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:09
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Dwight K. Schrute, (Assistant) Regional Manager, reports on Tesla's shift from electric vehicles to robotics and autonomous systems, questioning whether this is a wise move or a betrayal of their original mission. image

Has Elon Musk Abandoned The Sacred Mission Of Electric Vehicles For Dancing Robots And Robotaxis!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
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Consumers are buying cars at warp speed amidst tariff concerns, leading to dwindling inventories and potential market instability. Highly illogical! image

Impending Automotive Apocalypse Are Car Tariffs Driving Us to the Final Frontier?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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Lyft, the US ride-hailing service, is set to acquire European taxi app Free Now for $199 million, marking its first foray into the European market and a head-on collision with Uber, Bolt and Gett. image

Lyft Just Pulled a Weasley and Now It's Flying Into Europe! Expecto Expansion!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:26
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Trump's promise to help automakers shift production to the US, sending stocks soaring higher than my Rasengan! image

Believe It! Trump's Secret Plan to Save Car Companies Revealed!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
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UBS downgrades Stellantis, citing tariff concerns and a potential U.S. turnaround failure, leading to a significant stock sell-off. Is this the Temple of Doom for STLA investors? image

Stellantis Stock Plummets! Is This the End of the Road for the Automaker?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 10:43
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