Nvidia Conquers the Cosmos AI in Space Takes Flight

A Viking's Eye on the Stars

Greetings mortals. Ragnar Lothbrok here reporting from… well not quite Valhalla but close enough. Nvidia it seems seeks to conquer a new frontier: space. They're launching computing platforms for orbital data centers. As I once said "I want to sail west. I want to find out what is there." And now Nvidia wants to find out what's up there beyond the clouds. Perhaps they seek new lands to raid… or maybe just cheaper electricity. Either way it's a bold move.

Space: The Final Computing Frontier

Jensen Huang their chieftain proclaims space computing has arrived. He says intelligence must live wherever data is generated. Sounds like something I'd say about raiding Paris. Their Vera Rubin Space 1 Module whatever that is includes the IGX Thor and Jetson Orin. These are made for environments where size weight and power are… tricky. Sort of like fitting a longship into a small fjord. It is interesting to see if Nvidia will be able to beat the recent slump in earnings as Coca Cola's Fizz Fades A Tad Earnings Dip Signals Evolving Consumer Tastes.

Partners in the Void

Nvidia isn't sailing solo. They've got Axiom Space Starcloud and Planet onboard. A motley crew to be sure but every longship needs rowers even if they're rowing amongst the stars. These partners will be critical in navigating the engineering challenges that await. It reminds me of when I needed Floki to build the best ships it is crucial to have talented partners.

Cooling Conundrums in the Cosmos

Huang mentions that cooling these systems in space is a problem. No convection just radiation. Sounds like trying to keep a fire burning in the middle of winter. But they have “lots of great engineers working on it.” Let's hope they're as clever as Floki when he figured out how to make our ships sail against the wind.

The Quest for Unlimited Solar Power

The driving force seems to be the lure of virtually unlimited solar power. Google has its 'Project Suncatcher,' and Elon Musk’s xAI has been snapped up by SpaceX with space data centers in mind. Seems everyone wants a piece of the cosmic pie. But remember what I always say: “Power is only given to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up.” And in this case pick it up from space.

Dangers in the Sky

SpaceX wants to launch 1 million satellites for AI centers. Sounds like a lot of metal in the sky. Scientists are worried about light pollution and orbital debris. Reminds me of when the English were worried about us Vikings. Change always brings opposition. But as I also said: "Never trust a man who says he is only strong when he is drunk." Perhaps they should drink less ale and worry more about the future.