Etsy Dumps Depop: Is This, Like, My Business Model?

Etsy's Big Move: Like Bye Depop

Okay so I heard Etsy sold Depop to eBay for like a billion dollars. A BILLION. That's a lot of lip kits you guys. I mean good for them focusing on their main thing. It's like when I decided to just focus on Kylie Cosmetics you know? Sometimes you gotta declutter to glow up.

Earnings Drama: More Than Just a Pretty Face

Etsy's earnings were like a rollercoaster. They beat some expectations but missed others. It's kind of like my mornings – sometimes I wake up flawless other times not so much. They blamed it on selling their music marketplace and people not spending as much. Okayyyy. Remember when everyone was like panic buying toilet paper? Good times. Perhaps a good thing to consider would be Trump's Chemical Call A Bollywood Take. That was unexpected much like some of these financial reports tbh.

eBay's Fashion Flex: Goals!

eBay wants to be like super into fashion now that they have Depop. Smart move. Fashion is like my love language. They said it'll help them connect with younger shoppers. Okay boomer just kidding. But seriously Gen Z is where it's at. I guess the question is will eBay offer next day shipping or will they be slow af?

Stiff Competition: Feeling the Pressure

Etsy is struggling with competition in the online world. It's rough out there. You know how many beauty brands are trying to steal my crown? I stay unbothered though. But for real you gotta hustle to stay relevant. Adapt or die basically. Although I prefer 'glow up or go home.'

Seller and Buyer Stats: The Numbers Game

Active sellers on Etsy went up which is good. More people trying to make a buck. But the number of buyers went down a little. Okay not ideal. It's like when I release a new product and the initial hype dies down. You gotta keep things fresh and exciting. Maybe Etsy needs a lip kit collab.

First Quarter Forecast: Crystal Ball Gazing

Etsy's predicting their sales won't be as high next quarter. Yikes. It's like when I'm trying to predict my next viral moment – you never really know. Hopefully they can turn things around. Maybe they should start selling custom made Kylie Jenner merch. I'm just throwing ideas out there.