Yabba Dabba Doo Apptronik's Robot Revolution Rocks Bedrock

The Great Gazoo's Gonna Flip Over This

Yabba Dabba Doo boys and girls Fred Flintstone here reporting live from Bedrock. Seems like we got a new contraption in town that might just make ol' Dino obsolete. I'm talkin' about robots – specifically Apptronik's Apollo humanoid robots. Now I've seen some crazy inventions in my day like the self sharpening chisel or the bird operated shower but these metal fellas take the cake. They just landed a whopping $520 million in funding. That's a lot of clamshells.

Is This the End of Dinosaur Powered Everything

These Apptronik folks are sayin' their Apollo robots can do all sorts of things from liftin' heavy rocks to sorting pebbles. Imagine no more achin' backs after a long day at the quarry. But what's a working stiff like me gonna do if these robots take all the jobs? Wilma says I should try inventing something myself. Maybe a self walking bowling ball? Or perhaps I should investigate EPA's Climate U Turn A Kardashian Perspective on Regulations and Reality and figure out if these robots are greener than dinosaurs.

Mercedes and Google Get in On the Robot Action

Turns out big shots like Mercedes Benz and even Google (whatever that is) are gettin' in on this robot craze. They're testin' these Apollo robots in their factories and warehouses. The robots are kept in designated areas by fancy sensors and light curtains. So if a human steps in their zone the robot stops which sounds safer than when I try to operate the TV remote.

The Versatility of Robots is a Big Deal

Apptronik's CEO this Jeff Cardenas fella says the best thing about these humanoids is that they're versatile. One robot can do a thousand tasks. That's good news for the bosses but what about us regular Joes? Will we be able to keep up? Maybe I should start takin' robot repair classes. I'm pretty handy with a rock hammer after all.

Will the Robots Outpace Tesla's Optimus and Other Competitors

Now Apptronik isn't the only player in this robot game. There's Tesla with their Optimus robot and some other companies with names I can't even pronounce. Tesla's boss Elon Musk likes to make big promises but Cardenas is keepin' things close to the vest. Smart move if you ask me. Better to under promise and over deliver than end up with egg on your face. Yabba Dabba Doo

Could These Robots Be Cheaper Than Factory Workers

One of Apptronik's investors reckons these robots will cost about $80,000 a year which is supposedly cheaper than payin' a human factory worker. Eighty grand? That's a lot of Barney Rubble's allowance. But hey if it means I can spend more time at the Water Buffalo Lodge maybe it ain't so bad after all. Time will tell if these metal fellas are a flash in the pan or the future of Bedrock.