Amazon's Rollercoaster and Billionaire Shopping Sprees

Amazon's Wild Ride Are We There Yet

Alright folks Donkey here reporting live from... well my swamp but I'm keeping an eye on those fancy stocks. Apparently Amazon took a tumble worse than me trying to ice skate. Lost hundreds of billions! That's more than all the waffles in the world! But they bounced back a bit yesterday like me after a good nap. Turns out spending $200 billion makes Wall Street raise an eyebrow or two. Who knew

Buffett's Big Buys and Techy Bye Byes

So Warren Buffett that financial wizard is playing musical chairs with his investments. He trimmed his Apple stake say it isn't so and bought a piece of the New York Times. The New York Times you say. Fancy shmancy. Meanwhile other billionaires are scooping up Amazon shares like they're the last donuts at a police convention. Reminds me of that time I saw Shrek fighting for the last onion...layers people layers. Speaking of layers GOP Infighting Threatens to Derail Trump's Tariff Legacy is impacting the market just like the layers of an ogre. Now that's a serious situation.

Warner Bros Discovery Drama Unfolds

Grab your popcorn folks 'cause the battle for Warner Bros. Discovery is heating up. Netflix is waving waivers and Paramount is throwing offers like confetti at a wedding. Apparently Netflix wants to make sure shareholders get what they deserve clarity and certainty. I wish relationships were that simple! Imagine if Fiona just laid out all her ogre princess needs from the start.

Meta's Mega AI Move with Nvidia

Meta's going all in on AI partnering with Nvidia for millions of AI chips. They're building a data center that sounds like something out of a sci fi movie. It is amazing the advances that technology does.

The 'Boomcession' What in the Name of Shrek is That

Hold on to your hats folks 'cause we're in a 'boomcession'. That's when the economy is booming but everyone feels like they're broke. Spending is up but so is debt. It's like eating a giant turkey leg but realizing you left your wallet at home. People believe that the system is rigged.

Colbert's Comedy Clash

Even Stephen Colbert is stirring the pot taking a jab at CBS and Paramount. Apparently they tried to block his interview with some Senate candidate. Sounds like someone needs a Donkey to smooth things over. You know I'm something of a diplomat myself. I got Shrek and Fiona together didn't I