Home Depot Axes 800 Jobs Amidst Return-to-Office Push

Another Contract Gone to Dust

Another day another round of contracts turned to ash. Heard Home Depot that titan of timber and trowels decided to part ways with 800 souls. They say it's about "agility" and moving faster. Sounds like Temerian bureaucracy gone wild if you ask me. Always a fancy excuse for a blunt axe.

Back to the Office Dungeon

And here's a laugh or maybe a sob depending on your tolerance for stale office coffee. Seems the suits in Atlanta are summoning everyone back to the office five days a week. "In person engagement," they call it. Probably means more meetings about meetings and someone stealing your lunch from the communal fridge. Reminds me of the time I was stuck in a Nilfgaardian court banquet – all pomp and circumstance but you're still itching to draw your sword. Speaking of corporate problems it does remind me of Merck's Potion Problems Profits and Patent Perils Plague the Pharma Giant a different kind of potion problem but the same greed and power plays at its core.

Mortgage Rates and Monster Slayers

They're blaming it on higher mortgage rates and folks being stingy with their coin. Well tell me something I don't know. People are always tight fisted when times are lean. Makes you wonder if they'd rather spend on a new roof or a witcher to take care of that pesky ghoul infestation. Tough call I suppose.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

Home Depot's shares are wobbling a bit too. Down 10% over the year they say. The market eh? More fickle than a striga at dawn. One minute it's up the next it's trying to bite your head off. Still their stock is up 9% this year so far so who knows what the future holds.

Profits Before People?

So 800 fewer folks with a steady paycheck so the shareholders can sleep soundly. Feels like a familiar tune. "Evil is evil Stregobor," as I once told a certain wizard. "Lesser greater middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another then I prefer not to choose at all."

Waiting for the Next Contract

They'll report their earnings soon. More numbers more jargon. The world spins contracts come and go and Geralt of Rivia keeps on keepin' on. Time to sharpen the silver sword. There's always another monster to slay or at least another bottle of ale to be drunk. Hmm...