Yabba Dabba Doo Stock Market News Fred Flintstone Style

High Court Rocks Tariffs Like I Rock My Bowling Ball

Yabba Dabba Doo! The Supreme Court went and did a number on those tariffs saying that fella Trump went a bit too far. Now this is good news for folks who sell things to us regular Joes like clothes and whatnot. Jim Cramer over at CNBC – he's like the modern day Mr. Slate but with stocks instead of rocks – says this could be a boon for retailers like Nike. But like trying to teach Dino a new trick the market's still a bit skeptical. They ain't exactly throwing a party down at Bedrock Lanes yet.

Roadhouse Blues and Qnity Cuts: Even Fred Makes Mistakes

Even a Bedrock boy like me knows you can't win 'em all. The Investing Club they decided to ditch their shares in Texas Roadhouse. Seems like their earnings were a bit rocky. And they had a real cattle problem it's worse than trying to find a babysitter for Pebbles and Bam Bam on bowling night. They also trimmed Qnity Electronics. Speaking of problems remember that time I tried to invent the wheel? Sometimes you just gotta cut your losses. Speaking of which If you're looking for more insights take a look at Apple in Hot Water Over Child Safety West Virginia's Lawsuit for another interesting case in the world of big business.

Corning Stock Price Hike is like a Boulder Rolling Down a Hill

Now here's a story that's got me saying "Yabba Dabba Doo"! Corning's stock is going up up up! Some fancy analyst type at UBS says it's gonna hit $160! That's like finding a whole bag of clams under my mattress. Apparently these hyperscalers – whatever those are – are spending big bucks on fiber optic cable and Corning's gonna rake it in. Fiber optic cable is the future. It is the new rocks.

Nvidia Earnings: Will it Be a Dino Sized Boost for Corning?

Word on the street (or the quarry in my case) is that Nvidia's earnings report next week could send Corning's stock even higher. Seems these two companies are working together on some fancy technology for data centers. Jim Cramer even said that it's going to be fiber within an Nvidia chip. If that happens it'll be like striking oil in Bedrock. Now I don't understand all that fancy pants talk but if it means more clams in my pocket I'm all for it.

Caveman Caution: Don't Bet the House on Prehistoric Hunch

Now before you go selling your dinosaur powered car to buy stock remember what I always say: "Don't drive yourself crazy!" I'm just a simple caveman and I don't know much about this modern stuff. Jim Cramer and his Investing Club they know their stuff but even they don't have a crystal ball. So do your homework don't take my word for it and remember: a fool and his clams are soon parted.

Disclaimers: More Important Than Dino's Bath Time

And just like Wilma always reminds me to take out the garbage I gotta remind you all that this ain't investment advice. I'm just sharing my thoughts Bedrock style. The CNBC Investing Club has all sorts of rules and disclaimers so make sure you read 'em before you go betting the farm. No guarantees here folks. Just a caveman's perspective on a wild and wooly world.