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United Airlines offers two drastically different earnings estimates, sparking market uncertainty and raising questions about the future of the Hyrule... I mean, U.S. economy. Could Ganon be behind this? image

Hyrule's Economy in Chaos! Is This the End of Rupees as We Know Them?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 00:45
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A look at today's top market movers and shakers, from Boeing's woes to analyst downgrades, all under the looming shadow of trade tensions. image

Wall Street's Silent Realm! Will Trump's Tariffs Trigger a Market Calamity?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:30
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Five small businesses are suing President Trump, claiming his tariffs are an illegal power grab that could crush them like a Cucco under a Goron! image

Trump's Tariff Trauma! Are Small Businesses Really Doomed?

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:17
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Pfizer halts development of its oral weight loss drug after a patient experienced liver issues, leaving the quest for a convenient weight loss solution unresolved. image

Pfizer's Weight Loss Pill Fails! Is Hyrule Doomed to Stay Chubby?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:18
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Iran and the United States resume negotiations over Iran's nuclear program, marking the first direct talks since the Obama era, amidst high stakes and mutual warnings. image

Iran and US Nuclear Talks! A Link to Peace or a Triforce of Trouble?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 16:28
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President Trump secures over $600 million in pro bono legal work from five law firms, focusing on veteran support, anti-Semitism efforts, and justice system fairness, while also emphasizing merit-based hiring and political neutrality. image

Trump Uses Triforce of Power to Get Law Firms to Do His Bidding! Is This the End of Hyrule?

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:20
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Zelda reports on JPMorgan Chase's surprisingly robust Q1 earnings, despite economic uncertainties that even Ganon would envy! image

JPMorgan Chase Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe These Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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The Trump administration is shaking up the federal student loan system, potentially impacting millions of borrowers by altering repayment plans, ending loan forgiveness for some, and narrowing eligibility for Public Service Loan Forgiveness. image

Triforce of Trouble! Trump's Student Loan Changes Could Ruin Your Rupees!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:23
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Crypto expert Charles Hoskinson predicts Bitcoin could skyrocket thanks to tech giants and geopolitical shifts, but will it save Hyrule from Ganon's grasp? image

Bitcoin to Reach a Quarter Million Rupees! Is Hyrule Ready?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:01
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The wealthy Arab Gulf states seem well-positioned to weather Trump's tariff storms, but a drop in oil prices could jeopardize ambitious spending plans, especially Saudi Arabia's Vision 2030. image

Trump's Tariffs vs. Gulf Riches! Will Oil Prices Ruin Their Vision 2030?

Wed 09 April, 2025 08:30
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