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Canada Goose stock takes flight after exceeding expectations, but future forecasts are chillier than a penguin's prom night. image

Honk If You Love Profits: Canada Goose Soars Despite Global Weirdness!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:45
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Ex-Auctioneer and Politician Billy Long Faces Senate Grilling Over IRS Independence and Dodgy Tax Credits. Will He Keep the Government's Grubby Mitts Off Your Refund? image

Holy Tax Exemption, Batman! New IRS Boss Promises No Political Monkey Business (But We'll See)

Tue 20 May, 2025 19:48
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Target's Q1 earnings are coming, and the pressure is on! Will they stick the landing or face another round of customer backlash? I've got my eye on 'em, one eye at least! image

Target's Earnings: Bullseye or Belly Flop? Leela's Take!

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:01
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Xreal unveils Project Aura, XR glasses powered by Google's Android XR, aiming to take on Meta and Apple without breaking the bank (hopefully). image

Good News, Everyone! Google and Xreal Team Up to Make XR Glasses That Don't Require a Second Mortgage!

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:45
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The U.S. Open is getting a massive $800 million facelift, promising fancier facilities and, hopefully, fewer tennis ball-related injuries for cyclops like me. image

Holy Racket! U.S. Open Gets a Fry-Leela Sized Makeover!

Mon 19 May, 2025 19:30
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GitHub's new AI Copilot agent promises to handle the grunt work of coding, freeing up human developers for more important tasks... like perfecting their Bender impressions. image

Good News, Meatbags: Microsoft's GitHub Unleashes Code-Writing Robot Assistant!

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:00
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Mike Pence throws a wrench in Trump's possible acceptance of a $400 million jet from Qatar, citing security concerns and a general bad vibe. image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Potential Air Force One Upgrade Has Pence Seeing Red!

Sun 18 May, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

Global tensions ease, Middle East deals ignite tech stock rally, and Leela's here to give you the one-eyed scoop! image

Good News, Everyone! Tech Stocks Soar Higher Than Hermes Conrad's Limbo Skills!

Fri 16 May, 2025 20:24
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A peek under the hood of the 2025 Ford Expedition reveals that 'American-Made' is more like 'Globally Assembled,' leaving even a cyclops like me seeing double. image

Holy Bender! Ford's "Made in USA" Label is Faker Than a Three-Dollar Bill!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:23
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Canada becomes a surprising crypto hub, attracting Wall Street giants while the U.S. plays catch-up. Prepare for tokenized maple syrup! image

Holy Zoidberg, Canada's Crypto Scene is Booming! Wall Street Takes Notice!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:23
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