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Senator Ron Johnson channels his inner Tony Montana to trash Trump's spending bill, calling it immoral and a 'grotesque' mortgaging of future generations. He won't vote for it, capiche? image

Say Hello to My Little Deficit: Senator Rips Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill"

Wed 04 June, 2025 17:52
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A federal judge blocks Trump admin from invalidating work permits for 5,000 Venezuelans after Supreme Court ruling on TPS. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...Staying! Judge Blocks Trump's Venezuelan Deportation Order

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:44
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BP's Castrol lubricants unit is attracting potential buyers as the oil giant looks to avoid a takeover, with names like Reliance, Aramco, and private equity firms circling the 'crown jewel'. image

Say Hello to My Little Oil Company! BP's Getting Offers They Can't Refuse!

Sun 01 June, 2025 23:07
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The Dutch government collapses amid infighting over immigration policy and defense spending, leaving the country in political turmoil just weeks before hosting a crucial NATO summit. Talk about a hot mess, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Government: Dutch Coalition Implodes Over Immigration and NATO Dough!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:26
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Industry experts project non-alcoholic beer will surge, possibly overtaking ale, as more people, especially youngsters, choose sobriety or 'damp lifestyles.' Even celebrities are jumping on the bandwagon, but Tony Montana still prefers the real stuff! image

Say Hello to My Little... Non-Alcoholic Beer! It's Taking Over, You Know?

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:55
2 minutes to read

Some judges just told Trump his trade war ain't legal. Looks like somebody's gettin' screwed, and it ain't gonna be me. image

Tariffs Are For Losers: Trump Gets Mugged by the Courts!

Thu 29 May, 2025 01:56
3 minutes to read

Tony Montana breaks down how Trump's tariff threats are just a power play, not some 'chickening out' like the media wants you to believe. It's all about getting what you deserve, you understand? image

TACO Trade? Trump Ain't No Chicken, He's Negotiating Like a Boss!

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:25
2 minutes to read

GameStop drops half a billion on Bitcoin, channeling their inner MicroStrategy and making moves to revive their empire. image

Say Hello to My Little Bitcoin: GameStop Goes Crypto Crazy!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:11
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana gives his take on Nvidia's earnings report, China restrictions, and whether Trump's messing with his future tech investments. image

Say Hello to My Little... Chip Problem: Nvidia's China Headache!

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
3 minutes to read

Despite trade wars and deflation, China's industrial profits keep climbing, proving even Trump can't stop the hustle. image

Say Hello to My Little Profits! China's Industry Stays Rich Despite Trump's Tantrums

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:53
2 minutes to read