Airlines Grounded Another Winter Bloodbath on the East Coast

Another Blizzard Another Headache

Say hello to my little friend… Winter Storm. Looks like this blizzard is trying to muscle in on my territory huh? Thousands of flights grounded passengers stranded. Sounds like a real party. This ain't Miami folks. This is the East Coast getting hammered and the airlines are taking a beating worse than Sosa after I found out he was skimming.

Airlines Scrambling Like Cockroaches

These airlines they're all the same. Delta American JetBlue the whole damn lot. Waiving fees like they're doing everyone a favor. They should be paying people to deal with this mess. Last time I checked you get from A to B I pay you. Now I pay and I get nothing and they act like they are doing me a favor? Sounds like the London Stock Exchange Adapts to Global Finance FTSE Embraces Dollar Trading anyway it is all business at the end of the day you just gotta handle it.

Two Feet of Snow? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Two feet of snow? In this economy? That's enough to bury a Cadillac. The National Weather Service is saying travel's gonna be treacherous. No kidding. You think people wanna be stuck in LaGuardia when they could be sipping mojitos on South Beach? This ain't no game this is real life. People got places to be deals to make money to earn. And this storm is messing it all up.

Deja Vu All Over Again

Remember that last storm back in January? Fern they called it. Cost American Airlines a fortune and the crews were sleeping in airports. Unbelievable. You treat your people like garbage they're gonna treat you the same way. Loyalty that's what matters. These CEOs they don't get it. They're too busy counting their Benjamins to see what's really going on.

Time to Stock Up on Essentials

If I were you I'd be stocking up on the essentials. You know the important things. Like… plenty of blankets some hot chocolate and a damn good movie. Maybe Scarface? Just kidding… or am I? But seriously stay safe out there. This storm ain't playing around. And if you see any airline execs tell them Tony Montana says hello… and maybe they should invest in some snow plows.

My Expert Opinion

What do I know about snowstorms and airlines? Nothing. But I know about chaos and I know about getting screwed over. So here's my advice: expect the worst hope for the best and always have a backup plan. And maybe just maybe consider taking the train.