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One small tequila maker, Suerte, is defying industry giants by promising to keep prices steady despite potential tariffs, giving hope to margarita lovers everywhere. image

Tequila Prices Won't Break the Bank! This is the Way!

Wed 02 April, 2025 11:00
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LVMH brands like Bulgari and Tiffany are seeing a resurgence in sales, driven by American spending despite ongoing concerns about tariffs. Turns out credits *do* buy happiness, or at least a fancy watch. image

This is the Way to Luxury! American Spending Saves the Galaxy (of High-End Watches and Jewelry)!

Fri 31 January, 2025 13:20
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Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer sounds the alarm on Trump's tariffs, as Microsoft stock takes a hit and recession fears loom larger than a Krayt Dragon. image

This Is the Way... to Economic Turmoil! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Microsoft Meltdown!

Fri 04 April, 2025 21:04
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Ulta Beauty faces internal struggles, rising competition, and consumer uncertainty, leading to weak financial guidance for 2025. Can the new CEO turn things around, or is this the beginning of the end? image

This is the Way... Down! Ulta Beauty's Future is More Complicated Than a Mandalorian's Armor!

Thu 13 March, 2025 21:29
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Apple's plan to dodge China tariffs with factories in Vietnam, India, and Malaysia backfires spectacularly as new tariffs hit those countries too, wiping out billions in market value. Is this the end of the line for affordable iPhones? image

This is the Way to Lose Money! Apple Stock Plummets After Trump's Tariff Bomb!

Thu 03 April, 2025 21:53
3 minutes to read