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Bucharest Mayor Nicusor Dan snatches victory from hard-right Trump enthusiast George Simion, proving that sometimes, just sometimes, chaos doesn't win... completely. image

Romania Chooses Sanity (or Does It?) as Clown Prince Loses His Crown!

Sun 18 May, 2025 21:02
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BT might be ditching its TNT Sports stake to Warner Bros. Discovery, and frankly, chaos is a ladder to climb! image

Why So Serious? BT's TNT Sports Stake Goes Up in Flames (of Profit!)

Sat 17 May, 2025 08:02
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Galaxy Digital finally hits the US stock market after a four-year regulatory battle, proving that sometimes, chaos *is* a ladder. image

Why So Serious, SEC? Crypto Mogul's Wild Ride to the Nasdaq!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read

Japan's economy shrinks for the first time in a year, and I, for one, am thoroughly entertained. Let's put a smile on that downturn! image

Why So Serious, Japan? Economy Takes a Tumble!

Fri 16 May, 2025 01:19
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Bombas CEO steps down, passing the sock puppet to a retail veteran for world domination... or at least, more stores. Time to get serious! And maybe buy some clown shoes. image

Why So Serious About Socks? Bombas CEO Throws in the Towel!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:23
2 minutes to read

The DOJ is investigating UnitedHealth Group for alleged Medicare fraud, causing stock prices to plummet and raising questions about the integrity of the Medicare Advantage program. image

UnitedHealthcare's Medicare Mayhem: Is This the Punchline?

Thu 15 May, 2025 01:56
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The U.S. and China are playing nice, and Lam Research (LRCX) is laughing all the way to the bank. Time to make some chaos, I mean, profits! image

Why So Serious About Semiconductors? LRCX Stock Gets a Joker's Approval!

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:58
2 minutes to read

OpenAI juggles non-profit control, SoftBank's billions, and a lurking Microsoft in a chaotic dance of AI ambition. Just like a good joke, it's all about the delivery! image

Why So Serious? OpenAI's Funding Fiasco Gets a Smile from SoftBank (and Me!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:59
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The Clown Prince of Crime reports on McDonald's hiring spree, political cozying, and the beautiful, tragic comedy of it all. image

Why So Serious? McDonald's Promises a Summer of Chaos (and Jobs!)

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
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Joker's take on the US-China trade deal: strategic decoupling, tariffs, and a fentanyl pause—all part of the grand joke? image

Why So Serious About Trade? America's 'Decoupling' Act with China!

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:20
2 minutes to read