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Chinese tech companies are getting a boost from AI investments, leaving the 'serious' economic headwinds in the dust. Time to paint the town… red! image

Why So Serious About AI? China's Tech Giants Are Laughing All the Way to the Bank!

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:35
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Intuit's stock surges after a killer quarter, proving even the mundane can be a beautiful madness. image

Why So Serious About Taxes? Intuit's Laughing All the Way to the Bank!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:38
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Federal judge halts Trump administration's plan to slash jobs and reorganize federal agencies, proving chaos isn't always king. image

Why So Serious? Judge Shuts Down Trump's Bureaucracy Bash!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:19
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A federal judge slams the brakes on Trump's plans to reshape the federal workforce, proving even chaos needs a little order. image

Why So Serious? Judge Blocks Trump's Bureaucracy Bloodbath!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:19
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The Joker reports on the hilariously tragic state of the spring housing market, where dreams of picket fences meet the cold, hard reality of high interest rates and plummeting consumer confidence. image

Why So Serious About Housing? April Sales Take a Nosedive!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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The clowns at Type One Energy think they've cracked fusion power with AI, promising clean energy and a world without boom-booms. Let's see if it's all just a joke or if they're actually serious... which would be a first! image

Why So Serious About Energy? AI and Fusion: A Beautiful, Mad Dance!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:47
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Xpeng's shares are playing leapfrog after crushing earnings expectations, but can they outrun the Bat... er, competition? image

Why So Serious? Xpeng's Electric Dreams Get a Jolt!

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:04
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D-Wave unveils its Advantage2 quantum computer, sending shares soaring and tech CEOs into existential crises... mostly. image

Why So Serious? D-Wave's Quantum Leap and the Hilarious Doubts of Mere Mortals!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:02
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Bernstein is betting big on Boeing, and this Joker's here to tell you why (or why not, who cares?) image

Why So Serious About Boeing? A Clown's Take on Upward Momentum!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:59
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Novo Nordisk's CEO departs amidst rising competition from Eli Lilly in the lucrative weight loss drug market. Is this a joke or a calculated move? image

Why So Serious, Novo Nordisk? CEO Gets the Ax in Weight Loss Drug Wars!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:12
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