OpenAI's New Frontier Alliances Consulting Firms Join the Chaos

Why So Serious OpenAI Teams Up With Consulting Titans

Well hello there Gotham It seems OpenAI the AI wunderkind is playing a new game. And they've invited some *friends*. Four of them to be precise Accenture Boston Consulting Group Capgemini and McKinsey & Co. They're calling it the "Frontier Alliances." Fancy isn't it Sounds like something I'd cook up. Remember introduce a little anarchy upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and OpenAI declined to share the financial details. Money. It's always about the money isn't it Even when it's about "changing the world."

A Village It Takes To Raise An AI

Capgemini's Fernando Alvarez says "It takes a village." Oh how true. And what a village this is. A village full of consultants each with their own... let's call them *eccentricities*. They'll be working alongside OpenAI's "forward deployed engineers." Sounds like a military operation doesn't it Maybe they're planning to invade... your office Maybe they should review China's AI Giants Unleash Lunar New Year 'AI War' Fuelled by Cash. Now that’s a real AI war worth watching. These firms are also building teams and investing in "dedicated practice groups." All certified on OpenAI technology. Ah the sweet scent of conformity. What doesn't kill you just makes you stranger

The Inflection Point A Turning of the Screw

Accenture's Lan Guan calls this an "inflection moment." An inflection point. A turning point. A chance for everything to go delightfully wrong. "It's our time to help enterprise clients to actually realize the value of AI." Value. That's what they all say. But what *is* value Is it money Is it power Is it the look on someone's face when you've turned their world upside down Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought bullied reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Demand Exceeds Supply Anarchy is the New Black

OpenAI's Denise Dresser says there's "far more demand for AI than any one company could address on its own." Well that's just good business sense. Spread the chaos. Let everyone play. After all why so serious You shouldn't be. Because in the grand scheme of things the world is just a giant experiment and we're all just lab rats. Why can't we all just get along

Frontier A New Playground for Chaos

This "Frontier" platform stitches together disparate systems and data. It aims to make it easier for companies to manage deploy and build AI agents. Tools that can independently complete tasks. Sounds like a recipe for... well I'm sure you can imagine. Do I really look like a guy with a plan You know what I am I'm a dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. But the beauty of this is that there is no plan.

The Business of Madness A 50% Stake

OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar expects enterprises to account for roughly 50% of OpenAI's business by the end of the year. Half the world plunged into AI driven chaos. It's beautiful in a twisted sort of way. Remember madmen are so hard to see through. The last thing anyone thinks is that he's mad. How dare you treat me like everyone else