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Stewie Griffin reports on Morgan Stanley's surprisingly successful first quarter, fueled by stock trading and global volatility, with a touch of Stewie's signature wit and disdain. image

Morgan Stanley Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe Their Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:02
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Economists predict that President Trump's tariff policies will lead to increased consumer prices by the summer, potentially impacting household budgets and even my access to the finer things in life. image

Oh My God Tariffs are Going to Ruin My Bloody Marys! Higher Prices are Coming!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:32
3 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin analyzes Amazon CEO Andy Jassy's annual shareholder letter, translating corporate jargon into comedic genius. image

Amazon's Master Plan Revealed! Will Jeff Bezos' Successor Lead the World?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:15
2 minutes to read

BYD Invades Europe! Is This the End for Rolls-Royce?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:00
3 minutes to read

Economists weigh in on how Gulf Cooperation Council nations are positioned to handle U.S. tariffs amidst shaky oil prices, potentially impacting their ambitious spending plans. image

Trump's Tariffs and Oil Prices! Are the Arab Gulf States About to Feel the Pinch?

Wed 09 April, 2025 08:30
3 minutes to read

A new trade plan imposing steep tariffs on Cambodian goods may not bring manufacturing back to the U.S. as intended, instead threatening the Cambodian economy and potentially raising prices for American consumers. Oh, the humanity! image

Trump's Trade Tantrum! Is Cambodia Really Paying the Price?

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:17
3 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin reports on how tariff-induced recession fears are causing restaurant stocks to plummet, from Starbucks to fast-food chains, leaving investors with a bad taste in their mouths. image

Recession Ruining Restaurants! Is Your Dinner Doomed?

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:14
3 minutes to read

Pennylane, the French accounting software startup, secures a whopping 75 million euro funding round, doubling its valuation to 2 billion euros and setting its sights on European domination. Prepare yourselves, world! image

Good Heavens! French Firm Pennylane Just Doubled Its Worth! What's Next?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:00
2 minutes to read

In response to Trump's tariffs on imported vehicles, Ford launches an employee pricing program to boost sales and capitalize on economic uncertainty, followed by similar moves from Stellantis and Hyundai. image

Ford's Genius Plan to Beat Trump's Tariffs Will Shock You!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin dissects the advertising market's 2025 forecast: Sports and live events are king, linear TV refuses to die, and everyone's just trying to make a buck... or a billion. image

The Advertising Apocalypse is Nigh! Or is it Just a Mildly Irritating Head Cold?

Fri 27 December, 2024 12:00
4 minutes to read