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Stewie Griffin reports on the White House's push to dismantle digital services taxes worldwide, complete with threats, deadlines, and the usual Trumpian drama. Prepare for the consequences! image

Trump's Trade Tantrums: A Stewie Griffin Exclusive on Digital Tax Armageddon

Mon 30 June, 2025 15:54
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Stewie Griffin reports on the chaotic first half of the year in global markets, political pressures, and central bankers gathering in Sintra, Portugal, to try and make sense of it all. Prepare for shenanigans! image

Oh, the Geoeconomics! Markets Go Haywire and Central Bankers Gather in Portugal (Pinkies Up!)

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:06
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Nike's quarterly results are better than expected, Uber attempts to acquire Pony.ai, and a few other companies are doing things, too. Oh, bother. image

Victory is Mine! Nike Soars While Uber Plots World Domination (Again!)

Fri 27 June, 2025 15:31
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Xiaomi's stock soars after their new YU7 electric SUV, cheaper than Tesla's Model Y, receives over 200,000 orders in three minutes. AI glasses also unveiled, giving Meta a run for their money. Victory is mine! image

Xiaomi's Electric SUV: So Good, It's Practically Illegal (Just Kidding... Mostly)

Fri 27 June, 2025 02:10
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Circle's stock rebounds post-IPO amid regulatory speculation and Fed rate decisions, while Coinbase eyes stablecoin opportunities. image

Good Heavens! Circle's Stock Rockets Like Brian After Too Much Martini!

Thu 26 June, 2025 15:36
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Meta triumphs in a copyright dispute with authors over AI training data, but the legal battle is far from over, b*tch. image

Victory is Mine! Meta Wins AI Copyright Case, Silverman Cries Foul!

Thu 26 June, 2025 00:13
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A recent survey reveals the ultimate sign of adulthood: kicking the parental cell phone plan to the curb. Apparently, some of you are lagging, and it's giving me a headache! image

Bloody Hell! Are You Still Mooching Off Your Mum's Cell Phone Plan?

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:56
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In a turn of events more shocking than Rupert Murdoch adopting a vegan lifestyle, crypto markets explode thanks to Trump's ceasefire announcement and a Republican bill aiming to regulate the Wild West of digital assets. image

Victory is Mine! Crypto Prices Soar as Trump Declares Ceasefire and Republicans Plot Crypto Domination!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:16
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The UK's Competition and Markets Authority is considering slapping Google with 'strategic market status,' potentially changing how we search for Stewie Griffin fan fiction. image

Bloody Hell! Google's in a Spot of Tea with the UK Regulators!

Tue 24 June, 2025 10:35
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Stewie Griffin investigates the potential for Iranian disruption of Middle East oil supplies, warning investors not to underestimate the risk of a price spike. image

Good Heavens! Iran Strait Crisis Could Send Oil Prices Higher Than Rupert's Ego

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:16
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