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Trump Media raises $2.5 billion for Bitcoin treasury, stirring market volatility and solidifying Trump's crypto empire. image

Trump's Crypto Coup: From Truth Social to Bitcoin Baron!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
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Swedish automaker Volvo Cars announces massive job cuts amid economic headwinds and trade tariff uncertainty, proving even luxury brands aren't immune to the global chaos. Prepare for the 'gravy train' to make an emergency stop, Brian! image

Volvo's Got the Redundancy Blues: 3,000 Jobs Heading to the Great Beyond!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:52
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OpenAI partners with design guru Jony Ive to create AI-powered devices, aiming for a world less addicted to screens. Will it be a 'Freakin' Sweet' success or a 'What the Deuce' flop? image

Crikey! OpenAI's Grand Scheme: Jony Ive, AI Gadgets, and World Domination (Maybe?)

Sat 24 May, 2025 13:05
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Palantir's CEO and other top brass are offloading shares faster than I can say 'Victory is mine!', sparking questions about the company's future despite its recent AI-fueled surge. image

Oh Good Lord! Palantir Execs Cash Out Like Brian at a Meat Convention!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:52
2 minutes to read

BYD surpasses Tesla in European electric vehicle sales, marking a significant shift in the automotive market despite tariffs and political headwinds. This is almost as exciting as when I finally managed to replace Brian's sherry with mouthwash. image

BYD Eats Tesla's Lunch in Europe: A Diaper-Wearing Genius's Take

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:55
3 minutes to read

Snowflake's impressive Q1 2026 results send stock skyrocketing, leaving analysts and simpletons alike in awe, while I, Stewie Griffin, bask in the glow of my financial acumen. image

Victory is Mine! Snowflake Stock Soars, Proving My Superior Intellect (and Investment Strategy)

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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The House advances Trump's tax bill after a marathon debate, but will it lead to fiscal Armageddon or just another Tuesday? image

Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Tax Bill: A Diaper Full of Fiscal Follies?

Thu 22 May, 2025 03:34
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House Republicans are in a tizzy as the Freedom Caucus threatens to derail Trump's tax bill, leaving Speaker Johnson in a right pickle. image

Trump's Tax Bill Tantrums: Freedom Caucus Throws a Wrench in the Works!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:59
3 minutes to read

Toyota ditches traditional gas guzzlers for a hybrid-only RAV4 in 2026, leaving Stewie unimpressed. image

RAV4 Gets a Hybrid Makeover! Oh Good Grief...

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:00
2 minutes to read

Despite some earnings hiccups, Home Depot reassures investors with positive sales trends and a sunny outlook, proving they're not just selling wood, but hope! image

Home Depot's Q1 Results: A Mixed Bag of Screws and Surprises!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:08
3 minutes to read