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China accuses the U.S. of undermining trade agreements with warnings against using Chinese chips, escalating tensions and threatening further action if provoked. image

GET OVER HERE! China Fires Back at US Chip Warning in Trade Tussle!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:36
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Nvidia, Cisco, Oracle, and OpenAI join forces to power the massive UAE Stargate AI data center, echoing Trump's U.S. initiative. image

Get Over Here! Tech Giants Unite in UAE Stargate, Trump's Vision Unfolds!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:58
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The Netherrealm's favorite specter analyzes the latest market moves: mergers, chipmakers, and weight-loss wars. Prepare yourself! image

GET OVER HERE AND BANK! Scorpion's Fiery Market Watch!

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:58
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Former Walmart U.S. CEO claims the retail giant can absorb tariff costs without raising prices, despite company warnings, suggesting potential overstatement of tariff-related challenges. image

GET OVER HERE, WALMART! Ex-CEO Says Tariff Fears Are Just Smoke and Mirrors!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
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Scorpion dives into the media arena where Disney, Amazon, and Netflix wage war for your viewership, all while ESPN unveils its new streaming service and everyone throws money at sports like it's a fatality. image

GET OVER HERE! ESPN and Streaming Services Battle for Supremacy in Mortal Kombat of Media Upfronts!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:05
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CoreWeave's first public earnings report shows massive revenue growth fueled by AI demand, but stock performance falters and capital expenditures explode. I will avenge their losses... with targeted investments! image

GET OVER HERE! CoreWeave's Revenue Soars Like My Spear, But Stock Dips Like Quan Chi's Treachery!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:17
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Toyota rebrands and revamps its electric vehicle, the bZ, promising better performance and charging, seeking to leave the bZ4X's woes in the Netherrealm. image

GET OVER HERE, NEW TOYOTA! bZ EV AIMS FOR REDEMPTION!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:14
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Scorpion reports on the temporary trade truce between the U.S. and China, dissecting the deal with fiery wit and a healthy dose of Outworld cynicism. image

GET OVER HERE! U.S. and China Sheathe Swords (For Now): Is This Truce REAL or Just a Stage Fatality?

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:17
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Wall Street celebrates a truce in the trade war, leaving bears screaming 'TOASTY!' as the S&P 500 breaks through resistance levels. image

GET OVER HERE, BULL MARKET! S&P 500 SMASHES 200-DAY AVERAGE!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
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Scorpion reviews the latest Wall Street calls, from Nvidia's potential to Target's downfall, with fiery wit and vengeful commentary. image

GET OVER HERE! Wall Street's Fatality Round-Up: Stocks Rise, Fall, and Face My WRATH!

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:05
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