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Scorpion's take on today's market chaos: from potential bank behemoths to robotaxi uprisings, and the pharmaceutical face-offs that even Shao Kahn would enjoy. image

GET OVER HERE AND CHECK YOUR STOCKS! Bank Mergers, Robotaxis, and...Disappointing Obesity Drugs?!

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:22
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Bitcoin plunges to a May low amid Middle East tensions and inflation fears, proving even digital assets can't escape the Netherrealm of global chaos. image

GET OVER HERE AND WATCH YOUR BITCOIN BURN! Crypto Market Feels the Wrath of Geopolitical Fire!

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
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The U.S. has launched a massive assault on Iranian nuclear facilities, escalating tensions in the Middle East and potentially closing diplomatic doors. image

GET OVER HERE! U.S. Annihilates Iranian Nuclear Sites: Trump Roars, 'FINISH THEM!'

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:23
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Eutelsat's stock soars after a massive capital injection led by France, securing its place as a strategic player in the satellite arena. Finish Them! image

GET OVER HERE! Eutelsat's Fatality: French State Rockets in with $1.55B Rescue!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:54
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Japan's core inflation surges to a scorching 3.7%, fueling pressure on the Bank of Japan to retaliate with rate hikes. Even rice fears my wrath! image

GET OVER HERE, INFLATION! Japan's Economy Burns Hotter Than the Netherrealm!

Fri 20 June, 2025 00:05
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GET OVER HERE! Grave Robber Desecrates Slain Politician's Home!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:28
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Klarna's CEO aims to transform the fintech company into a financial 'super app' powered by AI, venturing into mobile phone plans and future investment options, all while battling perception issues in the U.S. image

Get Over Here! Klarna CEO Embraces AI in Quest for Financial Domination

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:04
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Canva's latest acquisition, MagicBrief, aims to bring ad analytics magic to the masses, challenging Adobe and others in the Mortal Kombat of marketing. image

Get Over Here, Ads! Canva Hooks Analytics Startup in $32B Power Play

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
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Canva snatches up MagicBrief in a fiery acquisition, aiming to dominate the analytics arena and unleash AI-powered marketing mayhem. Witness their quest for total domination! image

Canva's 'Get Over Here!' Acquisition: MagicBrief Joins the Mortal Kombat of Marketing!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
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Startup Sword Health unveils 'Mind,' a new AI-powered mental health service, secures $40 million in funding to conquer mental health challenges. image

GET OVER HERE! Sword Health Slices Into Mental Health With AI, Raises $40 Million!

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:30
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