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Stablecoin issuer Circle aims for traditional finance integration, potentially offering custody services for digital assets, and I, for one, welcome our new overlords... of finance. image

Circle Seeks Bank Charter: Soon You'll Be Able to Deposit Your Larva

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:40
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Moderna's mRNA-based flu vaccine shows promise in late-stage trials, potentially paving the way for a combined flu and COVID jab. Will it be enough to fend off the Terran… I mean, the FDA? image

Moderna's New Flu Shot: A Shot in the Arm or Just Another Zerg Rush?

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
4 minutes to read

Representative Don Bacon's planned retirement sparks a fierce battle for his Nebraska seat, potentially shifting the balance of power in the House. image

Bacon Bits Crumble: Nebraska Republican to Exit Congress, Democrats Salivate

Sat 28 June, 2025 15:50
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Sarah Kerrigan analyzes the upcoming market trends, potential tariff explosions, and economic data drops that could make or break the second half of 2025. Spoiler: Hope you brought your siege tanks. image

The Swarm Predicts: Will Wall Street Survive Trump's Tariffs and July Fireworks?

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:21
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Earnings take a hit, but the Swoosh promises a comeback, or else they'll face the Swarm! image

Nike's 'Just Do It' Strategy: More Like 'Just Did Less'!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:21
2 minutes to read

H & M reports a slight sales increase, but economic uncertainty and tariff threats loom, leaving even the Queen of Blades wondering what's next for retail. image

H & M Sales Surge? Or Is It Just the Whispers of the Void?

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:57
2 minutes to read

Micron's latest earnings report shows a surge fueled by AI demand, leaving analysts scrambling like Marines against a Hydralisk rush. Prepare for assimilation! image

Micron's Got Zerg-Like Growth: We're Swarming the Market!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:04
2 minutes to read

Morgan Stanley predicts a bright future for Chewy as they venture into the veterinary clinic market, but I, the Queen of Blades, have my own thoughts on this 'adorable' development. image

Chewy Goes Clinical: Is Your Cat Ready for a Checkup… or a Swarm?

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:02
3 minutes to read

Reports suggest Apple's stock buyback program is losing its shine. The Queen of Blades weighs in, arguing it's time for Apple to infest the AI battlefield instead. image

Apple Needs More Overlords, Less Overspending: Kerrigan Demands AI Focus!

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:31
2 minutes to read

A confusing series of attacks and ceasefires leaves the Middle East teetering on the brink. Is it peace through strength, or just more fireworks? image

From Missiles to Ceasefires: Another Fine Mess in the Middle East

Tue 24 June, 2025 06:30
3 minutes to read