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As trade wars loom and markets plunge, Jefferies suggests Netflix, McDonald's, and CME Group as safe havens. I, Sarah Kerrigan, Queen of Blades, offer my own sharp (and sarcastic) take. image

Netflix and Burgers to Survive the Apocalypse?! Top Stocks to Buy Now!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:23
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The U.K. economy unexpectedly grew in February, defying expectations and causing the British pound to jump, just as new tariffs loom. image

U.K. Economy Surges Like a Zerg Rush! What's Next?

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:23
2 minutes to read

A brief reprieve from tariff threats sparked a short-lived fintech rally, but longer-term risks and uncertainties loom large, even the Queen of Blades is worried. image

Tariff Truce A Trap! Fintech Rally Fades Faster Than A Zergling Rush!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:01
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Amazon soars after tariff reprieve, Magnificent Seven see gains, inflation data looms, and semiconductor stocks surge. Is this rally real, or a Zergling Rush? image

Terran Stock Market Saved By Trump!?! The Swarm is Puzzled!

Wed 09 April, 2025 23:50
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New tariffs imposed by the Trump administration are hitting imports from 86 countries, with China facing a staggering 104% rate. Is this economic evolution or just another primal scream? image

Trump Tariffs Go Full Swarm! Is Your Wallet Ready for the Zerg Rush?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:29
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New tariffs imposed by the Trump administration are disrupting global supply chains, forcing companies to reevaluate their manufacturing strategies and potentially raising prices for consumers. image

Trump's Tariffs Unleash Chaos! Is Your Supply Chain About to Implode?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 05:57
2 minutes to read

Tech stocks surge after a volatile week, fueled by optimism surrounding potential tariff negotiations, but the Queen of Blades isn't convinced. image

Magnificent Seven Roar Back From the Brink! Did Trump Just Save Tech?

Tue 08 April, 2025 15:32
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Healthcare stocks skyrocket after Trump administration's Medicare rate hike; Levi Strauss enjoys a revenue boost, while Greenbrier faces a revenue slowdown and Dave & Buster's beats earnings estimates but misses on revenue; Broadcom announces share repurchase program. image

Trump Card Played! Healthcare Stocks Surge, Leaving Biden in the Dust!

Mon 07 April, 2025 21:28
2 minutes to read

Nintendo announces the Switch 2 with enhanced features and a higher price tag, but tariff delays loom. image

Nintendo's New Switch 2 Is Here! Are You Ready to Evolve?

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Learn how to cultivate emotional resilience in your children by mastering your own emotions, according to a psychologist with nearly 20 years experience. It's like evolving from a larva to a Hydralisk, but with feelings! image

Emotional Resilience Unleashed! Raise Zerg-Like Kids Who Conquer All!

Sun 06 April, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read