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An insightful look at JPMorgan's bullish stance on Penn Entertainment, predicting significant growth and profitability, like discovering new lands ripe for raiding... I mean, investing. image

Valhalla Awaits Penn Entertainment: JPMorgan Sees Riches Beyond the Horizon

Mon 23 June, 2025 15:56
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Despite U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, global markets remain surprisingly calm, leaving traders to ponder the next move in this high-stakes game of thrones. image

Valhalla or Bust! U.S. Raids Iran, Markets Yawn – Are We Sure This Isn't a Trick of the Gods?

Mon 23 June, 2025 05:10
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Ragnar Lothbrok reflects on the life of Frederick Smith, the man who built FedEx from a handful of planes into a global empire, and ponders the logistics of delivering loot to the afterlife. image

To Valhalla by Way of FedEx: A Farewell to Frederick Smith

Sun 22 June, 2025 06:17
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Despite market storms and worldly squabbles, the demand for private jets remains as strong as a Viking's thirst for mead, with the wealthy changing their routes but not their destination. image

Valhalla in the Skies: Why the Wealthy Still Soar High Above the Common Man

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:44
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NetJets President reveals that despite economic uncertainty, the wealthy continue to travel in style, with changing destinations and a surprising fondness for crudités. image

Valhalla in the Skies: The Gods of Wealth Still Soar High Amidst Market Storms!

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:44
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An assessment of the proposed Golden Dome missile defense system, its costs, potential benefits, and the squabbles among nations and space companies vying for a piece of the action, all viewed through the discerning eye of a Viking. image

Odin's Eye on Golden Dome: Will Trump's Shield Protect Us or Just Drain Our Mead?

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:10
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Honda's massive recall due to faulty brake pedals, pondering if this is the work of Loki or just shoddy craftsmanship. image

By Odin's Beard Honda Recalls More Than 259,000 Cars: A Brake-ing Bad Situation!

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:23
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the premarket trading battlefield, where solar dreams wither, Chinese herbs promise miracles, and Oracle sings a song of future conquests. image

By Odin's Beard! Stocks Rise and Fall Like the Tides of Kattegat!

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:25
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the escalating tensions between the US, Iran, and Israel, with a Viking twist. image

Trump's Threat: Surrender, Khamenei, or Face the Wrath of America! Is This the End?

Tue 17 June, 2025 21:15
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Two Democratic lawmakers accuse major pharmaceutical companies of dodging taxes through offshore loopholes, enabled by Trump's 2017 tax act, while citizens pay the price. image

By Odin's Beard Big Pharma Pillages America While Politicians Bicker!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:10
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