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A new survey reveals discontent with Trump's handling of the economy, tariffs, and inflation, leading to pessimism among Americans, even his own supporters. image

Trump's Economy Sinking Faster Than My Longships! Are We Headed for Ragnarok?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 15:35
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Google faces antitrust rulings and AI competition, threatening its dominance in search and advertising. Will the gods favor their survival? image

Odin's Beard! Is Google Going the Way of Ragnar Lothbrok?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:55
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TSMC CEO publicly denies joint venture talks with Intel, leaving the struggling chipmaker out in the cold amid Trump's trade war and a booming AI chip market. image

Did Intel Just Get Ragnar'd by TSMC? You Won't Believe the Drama!

Thu 17 April, 2025 10:40
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on OpenAI's potential $3 billion acquisition of Windsurf, an AI coding tool, amidst the ongoing generative AI arms race. Will this lead to glory or the end of coding as we know it? image

By Odin's Beard! OpenAI Spending a King's Ransom on Windsurf? Is This the Future or Ragnarok?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:20
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on the European Central Bank's latest interest rate cut amidst global trade tensions, questioning whether it's a sign of impending doom or a clever strategy for Valhalla-bound riches. image

ECB Rate Cut! Are We Headed for Ragnarok or Prosperity?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 11:32
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on how dividend-paying stocks like Albertsons, Corebridge Financial, and HCA Healthcare offer a haven for investors amidst market turbulence and tariff woes. He also ponders attending a shindig at the New York Stock Exchange. image

Gods of the Market Smile! Dividends Save Us From the Tariff Storm?

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:46
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on American Airlines offering free Wi-Fi to loyalty members, joining Delta and JetBlue in the modern age of airborne connectivity. image

Free Wi-Fi in the Sky! Are the Gods Finally Smiling?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the growing anxiety among consumers regarding inflation, unemployment, and stock market volatility, fueled by global trade tensions. image

Inflation Fears Grip Land Like the Serpent Jormungandr! Will We Survive?

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:27
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Commodity prices are surging amidst global trade tensions, leading to speculation about a potential super-cycle, with gold and other metals expected to skyrocket while experts debate the long-term impact. image

Is This The End of the World As We Know It?! Ragnar Lothbrok Predicts a GOLDEN Future!

Sun 13 April, 2025 23:36
4 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok reviews the possibility of a 'Made in the USA' iPhone and questions its practicality and cost, drawing parallels to the challenges and absurdities of conquering new lands. image

Odin's Beard Will You Pay $3500 For An iPhone?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:35
3 minutes to read