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Joby Aviation soars as their electric air taxis prepare for a 2026 launch in the UAE, promising a future of less traffic and more 'wubba lubba dub-dub'! image

Good News Everyone! Flying Taxis Take Flight in Dubai!

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:29
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Professor Farnsworth reports on Moderna's promising new flu vaccine, a potential game-changer for us old geezers (and maybe the young whippersnappers too). image

Good News Everyone! Moderna's Flu Shot Might Actually Work!

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
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Professor Farnsworth dissects Elon Musk's latest claims of autonomous driving, highlighting the usual exaggerations and the actual state of self-driving technology. image

Good News Everyone! Tesla Makes First Driverless Car Delivery (But Don't Get Too Excited)

Sat 28 June, 2025 20:51
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Professor Farnsworth dissects Tesla's robotaxi launch, questioning if it's truly the future or just a slightly less dangerous bumper car. image

Good News Everyone! Tesla's Robotaxi: A Wobbly Step Towards the Future?

Fri 27 June, 2025 14:09
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Professor Farnsworth dissects Nike's latest earnings report, tariff woes, and a delayed Skims partnership with a pinch of futuristic pessimism. image

Good News Everyone! Nike's Financial Wobble and Kardashian Delays!

Thu 26 June, 2025 22:15
3 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth reports on the startling revelation that the latest AI reasoning models, despite all the hype, might just be sophisticated pattern-matching machines, not the super-intelligent overlords we were promised. image

Good News, Everyone! AI 'Reasoning' Models May Be Dumber Than a Box of Slurm!

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:08
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the controversial overhaul of the ACIP, raising questions about the future of vaccination policy and the potential for 'worser' outcomes. image

Good News Everyone! Revamped Vaccine Panel to Review Long-Approved Shots – But Is It Safe?

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:38
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the surprising appointment of vaccine critics to the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, potentially altering the future of vaccine policy in the US. Wernstrom! image

Good News Everyone! Vaccine Skeptics Invade Government Panel!

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:29
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Nvidia's Jensen Huang cashes in some chips, but assures us he's still got plenty of spares... and probably a robot butler or two. image

Good News Everyone! Nvidia CEO Sells Shares, But Don't Worry, He Still Has More Than You

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:20
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TransUnion settles a class-action lawsuit for $23 million over disputed credit inquiries, potentially paying consumers up to $160 each. image

Good News Everyone! TransUnion to Pay Up Over Pesky Credit Inquiries

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:15
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