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A look at Palantir's soaring revenues, driven by AI adoption and government contracts, through the wise eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Palantir's Prophecy Fulfilled: AI Boom Foretold!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:19
3 minutes to read

Singapore's People's Action Party secures its 14th consecutive election victory, extending its six-decade rule amidst economic challenges and evolving voter expectations. image

Singapore's Enduring Spell: PAP's Electoral Victory Charms the City-State Once More

Sat 03 May, 2025 17:39
4 minutes to read

United Airlines faces yet another round of flight delays and cancellations at Newark Airport due to air traffic controller staffing issues, leaving passengers in a state of bewildered frustration. image

United Airlines Grounded! Is it Nargles in the Newark Air Traffic Control?

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:17
3 minutes to read

Professor Dumbledore analyzes Oppenheimer's upgrade of AutoZone, finding potential for growth amidst economic uncertainties and trade tensions. image

AutoZone: A Magical Investment Potion Against Tariff Troubles?

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:35
3 minutes to read

Despite Trump's reservations, Mike Waltz is spotted using Signal to communicate with other officials, sparking questions and chuckles. image

Trump Team Plays Hide-and-Signal: Waltz's Encrypted Antics!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
3 minutes to read

Microsoft's shares jump as strong cloud growth and AI investments propel the company to exceed expectations, proving that sometimes, even in the Muggle world, a little bit of magic exists. image

Microsoft's Azure Soars: Is This Tech Giant Using Felix Felicis?

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:53
3 minutes to read

A whimsical look at the FTSE 100's slight stumble, European market closures, and the economic spells cast by the U.S. and Eurozone, all through the eyes of Professor Albus Dumbledore. image

FTSE's Wobbly Wand: A Dumbledorean Dip into the Markets

Thu 01 May, 2025 07:47
3 minutes to read

Professor Dumbledore muses on Snap's recent financial turbulence, the uncertain economic climate, and the ever-shifting sands of fate, all while drawing parallels to the wizarding world's own share of unexpected challenges. image

Snap's Woes: A Pensive Perspective from Hogwarts' Retired Headmaster

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:02
4 minutes to read

Professor Dumbledore analyzes a recent 'sell' rating on Nvidia, questioning whether the magic of AI has already been priced into the stock, and whether the future holds more tricks than treats for the tech giant. image

Nvidia's Crystal Ball: Overvalued or Misunderstood? A Dumbledore's Perspective

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:39
3 minutes to read

UBS beats expectations despite tariff woes, navigating a complex financial landscape with a touch of Swiss resilience, much like Harry facing down a Basilisk. image

UBS Navigates Troubled Waters: Tariffs, Trade, and a Touch of Swiss Chocolate

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:48
3 minutes to read