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Adobe invests in Synthesia, an AI video startup, hinting at a future where creating moving pictures is as easy as flicking a wand. Profitability? A mere detail, like house-elves' wages! image

Adobe Dabbles in Dark Arts! Muggle Tech Mimics Magic!

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:00
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President Trump's decision to exempt tech devices from tariffs has boosted crude oil prices, but recession fears still loom like a Dementor's chill. image

Crude Oil Prices Soar Thanks to Trump's Latest Decree! Is This Magic?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:25
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China urges the U.S. to completely abolish reciprocal tariffs, viewing recent exemptions as a sign of retreat, while the U.S. remains non-committal to further dialogue. image

Has Trump Finally Lost His Marbles! China Demands Tariff Abolishment!

Sun 13 April, 2025 16:24
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Former spokesman for special counsels Robert Mueller and Jack Smith, Peter Carr, finds himself ousted from the Department of Justice, raising eyebrows and sparking whispers in the corridors of power. image

A Shocking Dismissal at the Department of Justice! Is This Justice or Just Mischief?

Fri 11 April, 2025 21:20
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Tesla suspends Model S and X orders in China amidst escalating trade tensions between the US and China, impacting sales and market share. image

Tesla Retreats! Is This the End of Electric Dreams in China?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:39
3 minutes to read

A helicopter crash in the Hudson River results in multiple fatalities, prompting investigations and leaving many questions unanswered. image

Tragedy Strikes the Hudson! A Helicopter Down! What Went Wrong?

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:25
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The EU and US agree to a temporary truce in their trade war, but is it a genuine attempt at diplomacy or merely a delaying tactic? image

Trump's Trade Tantrum Paused! Is Peace Brewing or Just a Potion of Delay?

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:33
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A look at the recent downturn in the U.S. municipal bond market, its causes, and what investors should consider during these turbulent times. image

Muggle Money Mayhem! Are Your Municipal Bonds About to Vanish?

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:50
3 minutes to read

Delta Air Lines scales back expansion plans amidst economic uncertainty and shifting trade winds, leaving investors and travelers alike in a state of flux. image

Delta Airlines Turbulence Ahead! Is Trump's Trade Policy to Blame?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
4 minutes to read

A whimsical report on the very public squabble between Elon Musk and Trump's trade advisor, Peter Navarro, as seen through the eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Elon Musk vs Trump Advisor! Is This the End of an Era?

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:18
3 minutes to read