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Small businesses struggle to afford new weight-loss drugs for employees, while larger companies are offering them. What's a fat, fun-loving guy to do? image

Holy Crap Lois! Weight-Loss Drugs are Breaking the Bank! Will My Employer Cover My Post-Pawtucket Patriot Brewery Gut?!

Thu 30 May, 2024 19:45
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin investigates the Heathrow Airport shutdown, power grid claims, and the potential economic fallout. Prepare for tangents, inappropriate jokes, and maybe a little bit of truth! image

Heathrow Airport Blackout! Were They Just Winging It?!

Mon 24 March, 2025 13:38
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Wall Street analysts warn that potential pharmaceutical tariffs could negatively impact companies like Bristol Myers Squibb and raise drug costs for American consumers. Sounds like a real-life episode of 'Grind My Gears!' image

Tariffs Gonna Wreck Your Medicine Cabinet! Are Your Pills About to Cost More Than My Bar Tab?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 13:52
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Goldman Sachs predicts Trump's new tariffs will lead to inflation, unemployment, and a near-standstill economy. Is this the end of beer and chicken wings as we know it? image

Trump's Tariffs! Are We All Gonna End Up Eating Gruel?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:47
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on the job cuts at the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) under Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s restructuring plan, and it's scarier than a date with Mort Goldman! image

Holy Crap Lois! RFK Jr. is Gutting Healthcare! Are We All Gonna Die?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:10
2 minutes to read

Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders due to Trump's new tariffs, leaving gamers in a state of Stewie-level rage. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing With My Video Games!

Fri 04 April, 2025 17:57
3 minutes to read