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Peter Griffin reports on Wall Street's surprisingly calm reaction to the US bombings in Iran, suggesting the Middle East isn't the market's main squeeze anymore. Huh, who knew? image

Giggity Giggity! Wall Street Shrugs Off Iran Bombings Like Lois' Cooking!

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:53
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Big insurance companies are promising to make it easier to get the medical stuff you need without all the annoying paperwork. It's like Christmas, but with less eggnog and more confusing forms... hopefully. image

Holy Crap Lois! Insurance Companies Are Actually Doing Something... Maybe?

Mon 23 June, 2025 09:00
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Maxar satellite images show activity at Iranian nuclear facility before the U.S. allegedly turned it into a giant, radioactive parking lot. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump Nukes Iran (Probably)!

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
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Like that time I tried to buy a jetpack before realizing I couldn't afford gas, Meta almost bought Perplexity AI, but ended up investing a buttload in Scale AI instead. AI wars, man! image

Freakin' Sweet! Meta Tried to Buy Perplexity Before Throwing Truckloads of Cash at Scale AI!

Fri 20 June, 2025 19:33
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Peter Griffin reports on the appeals court decision allowing Trump to maintain control of the National Guard troops in Los Angeles, sparking debates over presidential power and state autonomy. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump Keeps Control of National Guard – Is This Like That Time I Was Mayor?

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:50
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Some fancy-pants advisor is telling the EU court to stick it to Google for like, a gazillion Euros! Android's in trouble, baby! image

Holy Crap! Google's Getting the Ol' EU Booty Slap! (And It Ain't the Fun Kind)

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:17
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Waymo's planning on bringing its self-driving cars to New York City, but they're starting with a human driver first. Just like when I tried to build a robot butler, things might get a little... complicated. image

Holy Crap Lois! Waymo's Coming to New York! (But Don't Worry, There's Still a Guy in the Driver's Seat... For Now)

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:00
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Elon Musk's AI company, xAI, secures a hefty $5 billion in debt despite lukewarm investor enthusiasm. Will it be a Stewie-level genius move or a Brian-esque existential crisis? image

Giggity! Elon's xAI Gets $5 Billion...But Is It Enough To Buy A Whole Case Of Pawtucket Patriot Ale?

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:09
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JetBlue's facing some serious financial turbulence! Turns out, people aren't lining up to fly like they used to, and now they're pinching pennies like I pinch Lois's... image

Giggity Giggity... JetBlue's in Trouble! Peter Griffin Investigates Their Money Problems!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:14
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Japan, known for its peaceful ways, is now looking to sell weapons worldwide, driven by security concerns and a desire to boost its defense industry. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Japan's Packing Heat and Joining the Global Arms Race!

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:01
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