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Peter Griffin reports on the unexpected surge in the UK economy in February, driven by the service sector, while pondering the implications of new tariffs. image

Holy Crap! The UK Economy Just Did WHAT!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:23
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President Trump's tariff pause causes market swings and uncertainty, but some orders surge, leaving businesses cautiously optimistic and Peter Griffin wondering if he can still afford his beloved Pawtucket Patriot Ale. image

Hot Tariffs on Hold! Will My Beer Budget Survive This Trade War Rollercoaster?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:25
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China's consumer prices dip further into deflation, sparking trade war tariff hikes and domestic consumption efforts. image

China's Economy Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe This Deflation Drama!

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:48
2 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on UBS's optimistic outlook on the stock market despite tariff concerns, mixed with Trump's social media reassurances and a CNBC Pro event invitation. image

Will Trump's Tariffs Tank Your Duff Supply!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:08
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The UN is trying to make ships go green with a new tax, and some countries are throwing a hissy fit! It's gonna be messier than my last Clam bake! image

Holy Crap! Are They TAXING Our BOATS Now?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 05:36
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Crude oil prices take a slight breather after taking a beating from Trump's trade war talk and OPEC's oil-releasing plans. Will we be driving Fred Flintstone-style soon? image

Holy Crap Lois! Is Trump About to Make Gas Cost a Million Dollars!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:40
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Crude oil prices are bouncing back slightly after a nosedive caused by fears of a global trade war sparked by Trump's tariffs, leaving everyone wondering what OPEC will do next. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Trade War is Messing with My Gas Prices!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:40
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on Steve Eisman's market warnings, Trump's tariffs, and why everyone's pants are suddenly tighter than usual. image

Holy Crap Lois The Stock Market is Doing WHAT!?

Mon 07 April, 2025 23:21
4 minutes to read

Peter Navarro dismisses Vietnam's tariff offer, citing non-tariff cheating and intellectual property theft, while Trump's tariffs spark market concerns. image

Zero Tariffs?! Are You Kidding Me! Peter Griffin Explains Why Vietnam's Offer is Dumber Than Lois's Driving!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:23
2 minutes to read

From fiery infernos to potential death, learn how to keep your precious Bitcoin safe in this wild, wacky world. image

Holy Crap Lois, Did Wildfires Just Eat My Bitcoin?! Crypto Storage is Messier Than Meg's Dating Life!

Sun 06 April, 2025 14:24
3 minutes to read