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Peter Griffin investigates the wild ride of Circle Internet Group stock and its USDC stablecoin, with analysts duking it out over its future. image

Holy Crap Lois! Circle Stock Goes to the Moon! (Is This Like That Time I Invested in Pet Rocks?)

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:26
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Peter Griffin reports on the Senate's massive bill, packed with tax cuts, debt ceiling increases, and weird stuff about whale hunting. It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary! image

Giggity! Congress Tries to Pass a 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Before My Beer Gets Warm!

Sat 28 June, 2025 19:57
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Like that time I tried to trade Meg for a can of Pringles, Trump's ditching trade talks with Canada over some fancy digital tax thingy. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Yanking the Trade Rug Out From Under Canada!

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:04
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President Trump woos working-class Americans with promises of tax cuts, but the Senate might just ruin everything, like when I accidentally ruined Lois's surprise party. image

Trump's 'One Big, Beautiful Bill': Is It Gonna Be as Good as a Giant Chicken Fight?

Thu 26 June, 2025 21:05
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Turns out, even rich folks are diversifying their investments, ditching some of that fancy private equity stuff for things like real estate and...uh...infrastructure? What the deuce is infrastructure? image

Holy Crap Lois! The Rich are Playing Monopoly with Real Buildings!

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:15
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The Government is Letting Us Use Bitcoin to Buy Houses! Prepare for the Crypto Boom (or Bust?)! image

Holy Crap Lois! Crypto Mortgages Are Here! Time to Buy That Giant Chicken Coop!

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:05
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Poor college grad can't catch a break in this crummy job market, but she's tougher than Lois after I've spent all our money on a giant freakin' chicken! image

Giggity! Job Market Stinks More Than My Underwear After a Clam Bake!

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:21
3 minutes to read

Insurance costs for ships in the Middle East are skyrocketing faster than Stewie building a doomsday device, thanks to all the recent kerfuffles. Time to break out the emergency credit card! image

Holy Crap Lois, War's Expensive: Middle East Shipping Costs are Going Through the Roof!

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:15
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Peter Griffin reports on how Senators are chained to their desks until they pass a bill, facing resistance and a looming July 4th deadline. Giggity! image

Holy Crap! Senate Stuck in D.C. Until They Pass Trump's 'Big, Beautiful Bill'!

Mon 23 June, 2025 19:58
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Senate Majority Leader Thune says Senators are skipping fireworks to pass Trump's 'big, beautiful bill,' and some Republicans are getting their tighty whities in a twist over the national debt. image

Holy Crap Lois! Senate Sticking Around Like a Bad Episode of 'Funky Flashman'!

Mon 23 June, 2025 19:58
3 minutes to read