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The new Tech Corps, a brilliant scheme to ensure American AI domination. Smithers, fetch my AI-powered monocle. image

Excellent Smithers Unleash the AI Peace Corps to Dominate the World

Mon 23 February, 2026 13:41
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Mr. Burns contemplating the energy consumption of AI, with Smithers dutifully taking notes. image

Sam Altman Defends AI Resource Use: A Burnsian Perspective

Mon 23 February, 2026 09:04
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Blue Owl faces market scrutiny after a strategic shift in handling redemptions, raising broader concerns about the stability of the private credit market. image

Blue Owl's Redemption Ruckus Private Credit Under Scrutiny

Fri 20 February, 2026 22:07
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The Supreme Court ruling impacts a wide range of countries and industries, raising complex questions about trade and economic security. image

Supreme Court Deals Blow to Trump's Tariff Regime

Fri 20 February, 2026 17:19
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Walmart's stock performance cools after HSBC downgrade, hinting at a challenging road ahead despite strong e-commerce growth and recent earnings beats. image

Walmart's Golden Goose: HSBC Puts the Brakes on Optimism

Fri 20 February, 2026 11:48
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Dr. Makary discusses the FDA's regulatory challenges and future priorities in a revealing interview. Expert EEAT article. image

FDA Commissioner Grilled on Regulatory Consistency and China Threat

Thu 19 February, 2026 19:52
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PropTech investments see significant growth, driven by AI and a shift towards larger, established platforms. image

PropTech Investment Soars: Excellent

Thu 19 February, 2026 17:22
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Kraft Heinz faces a strategic shift, with Berkshire Hathaway's backing signaling a commitment to long-term value and market strength. image

Kraft Heinz Avoids Split Berkshire's Shadow Looms

Sat 14 February, 2026 13:39
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Mr. Burns contemplates the complexities of tax law while Smithers trembles in anticipation of another agonizing audit season. image

Bah Humbug to Tax Season Common Pitfalls and How to Dodge the IRS Audit

Sat 14 February, 2026 15:00
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Rivian CEO RJ Scaringe unveils ambitious plans for the company's future focusing on the R2 model and long-term profitability. image

Rivian's Shocking Turnaround Plan Investors Stunned

Fri 13 February, 2026 13:29
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