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Mr. Bean explores the possibility of the Federal Reserve being 'Too Late' in responding to economic challenges, much like his own delayed reactions to everyday mishaps. image

Oh, Dear! Is Mr. Powell Too Late? A Bean's Eye View of the Fed!

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:47
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Mr. Bean reports on the stock market's chaotic day, where some companies thrived like Teddy at a picnic, and others…well, let's just say they needed a good sit down and a cup of tea. image

Bean's Eye View: Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, Teddy Doesn't Know!

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:25
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Mr. Bean reports on Donald Trump's appointment of Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney, after dropping Ed Martin, wondering if she is as good as Teddy! image

Wot?! Trump Chooses a TV Lady to be a Top Lawyer! Oh, Mr. Bear!

Thu 08 May, 2025 22:52
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Mr. Bean reports on Bitcoin's surprising surge past $100,000, fueled by trade deals and a bit of market madness – all while pondering the mysteries of modern money. image

Blimey! Bitcoin Bounces Back Like Teddy After a Tumble!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:04
2 minutes to read

Apple is trying to pause a court decision that would allow developers to bypass its App Store commissions, leading to more shenanigans than a trip to the seaside with Teddy! image

Apple's App Store Drama: Oh, Mr. Bean, What a Mess!

Thu 08 May, 2025 02:32
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the possible name change of the Persian Gulf, stirring up more trouble than a stray teddy bear at a fancy tea party. image

Holy Haberdashery! Trump Wants to Rename the Persian Gulf!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
2 minutes to read

Uber CEO's response to employee backlash over increased in-office requirements and benefit changes raises eyebrows and some very Mr. Bean-esque comparisons. image

Uber Boss Says 'It Is What It Is' – Like Spilling Paint on Your Trousers!

Tue 06 May, 2025 23:00
3 minutes to read

Coterra Energy shifts focus to natural gas amid oil price woes, faces operational snags, leading to stock sell-off – Oh, bother! image

Coterra's Oil Hiccup: Teddy's Picnic Ruined by Gas!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:23
3 minutes to read

Despite economic wobbles and tariff tantrums, Hugo Boss somehow managed not to trip over its own shoelaces in the first quarter. Just like when I try to make toast! image

Hugo Boss's Trousers Almost Didn't Fall Down! Dodged a Fashion Faux Pas!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Mr. Bean investigates Trump's claim of low gas prices, finds a few surprises and a lot of hot air! image

Trump Claims Gas Under Two Dollars A Gallon! Really?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:45
2 minutes to read