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Mr. Bean shares his thoughts on Trump and Putin's chat about Ukraine, Iran, and the ever-looming threat of things going horribly wrong. It's a right pickle! image

Woke Up, Spoke to Putin, Must Stop World Going Boom!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:10
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Mr. Bean reports on the US President's attempt to defund PBS, sparking a legal battle over editorial independence and potentially leaving Teddy without his favourite shows. image

Trump Tries to Pull the Plug on PBS! Teddy's Having a Right Fit!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:44
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Mr. Bean reports on President Macron's plea for a new coalition to avoid getting squished between America and China, wondering if a strategically placed rubber chicken could help. image

Bonjour! Macron Says No to U.S. and China Fight! Teddy, Pass the Crumpets!

Sat 31 May, 2025 00:09
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Mr. Bean reports on how Steph Curry is scoring big both on and off the court with his Thirty Ink company, proving that even a bean could learn a thing or two about business! image

Steph Curry's Business Empire: From Basketball to Bourbon, It's All Bean There, Done That!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:11
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Mr. Bean investigates how Trump's trade policies are making international investments look more attractive than a cup of tea on a rainy day, and why even I'm considering diversifying my collection of rubber ducks. image

Wot?! Trump's Tariffs Send Investors Scrambling Like Teddy at the Seaside!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:17
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean's take on the topsy-turvy European markets, with tariffs causing chaos, war creating worry, and defense spending skyrocketing. Plus, what it all means for tea time! image

Europe's Markets Go Bonkers! Tariffs, Wars, and Teddy's Holiday Interrupted!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:32
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the astonishing surge of millionaires and billionaires in the U.S., fuelled by tech and sunshine, leaving him wondering if he should invest in more baked beans. image

Crikey! America Swimming in Moolah: More Millionaires Than You Can Shake a Teddy At!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:05
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Despite profit hiccups from pesky tariffs, Abercrombie & Fitch's shares did a runner, leaving everyone scratching their heads like I do when I can't find Teddy. image

Abercrombie's Upside-Down Day: Tariffs, Trousers, and Teddy!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean stumbles upon the curious case of Nvidia's chip troubles in China, involving write-offs, regulations, and a whole lot of 'uh-oh' moments! image

Oh, Dear! Mr. Bean Investigates Nvidia's China Chip Crisis!

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
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Mr. Bean reports on how Trump's delayed tariffs are causing chaos, Airbus sells planes, and Volvo says goodbye to jobs. Oh, and Cher is still fabulous! image

Mr. Bean's Take: Trump's Tariff Tantrums and Flying Machines!

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:26
2 minutes to read