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Healthcare company KindlyMD merges with Nakamoto Holdings, betting big on Bitcoin while vowing to keep focus on opioid addiction treatment. Strange, this is. image

KindlyMD Jumps to Light Speed with Bitcoin Bet!

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:36
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US and China resume trade talks in Switzerland, hoping to ease tariff tensions, but breakthrough prospects remain dim. A test, this is, of patience and diplomacy. image

Tariff Wars: A Geneva Hope, Or a Phantom Menace?

Sat 10 May, 2025 19:02
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HR software startup Rippling sees its valuation soar, raise big, but IPO, they seek not. Much focus on growth, there is. image

Rippling's Force Strong: $16.8 Billion Valuation, Hmmm?

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:21
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Ferrero sweetens its US strategy with peanut-infused Nutella, squared Rocher, and Dr Pepper Tic Tacs, aiming for total candy dominance. image

American Dream, Ferrero's Theme: Candy Colossus Conquers US Market, One Peanut at a Time!

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:00
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President Trump criticizes Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell over interest rate policy, comparing him unfavorably to other central banks and questioning his loyalty. image

Fool, Powell Is! Trump Rages at Fed Chief's Rate Stance

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:55
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Nintendo predicts strong Switch 2 sales, but faces potential tariff turmoil and revenue dips, impacting future profits. image

Switch 2 Awakens: Nintendo's Forecasts and Tariff Troubles!

Thu 08 May, 2025 08:12
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CrowdStrike, facing economic winds and embracing AI, announces layoffs. A disturbance in the Force, it is. image

Fear Leads to Layoffs: CrowdStrike Cuts 500 Jobs, AI the Culprit, Hmmm?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:04
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Despite economic woes, mortgage rates see a slight dip, while demand unexpectedly surges. A disturbance in the Force, this is! image

Mortgage Rates Dip, Demand Soars: A Surprise, It Is!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:36
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Comcast names its spun-off cable network portfolio 'Versant,' a move towards versatility but not necessarily the streaming path, hmmm? image

Versant, It Is: Comcast Spins Off a Galaxy of Channels

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:09
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Footwear giant Skechers is acquired by 3G Capital for $63 a share, a move shadowed by trade wars and macroeconomic uncertainty. A deal, or a trap? Hmm... image

Skechers Steps into the Dark Side: 3G Capital Acquisition, A Disturbance in the Force?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:58
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