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An undocumented immigrant, allegedly framed for threatening Trump, faces detention. Justice, we must seek, hmmm? image

Framed, He Was: An Immigrant's Trump Threat Case

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:02
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Robinhood completes its acquisition of Bitstamp for $200 million, signaling a strategic leap into institutional crypto waters. A powerful ally, Bitstamp is; international expansion, it allows. image

Robinhood's Crypto Force Awakens: Bitstamp Acquisition Complete!

Mon 02 June, 2025 21:02
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A surge in job openings contrasts with rising layoffs, painting a complex picture of the current labor market, economists carefully watching, they are. image

Uncertain, The Force Is: Job Market Jitters, April's Tale Told

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:24
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Despite global economic uncertainty, the aviation industry is poised for a profitable 2025, fueled by lower jet fuel costs and increased efficiency, says IATA. image

Aviation Industry Set to Soar in 2025: The Force is Strong With This One

Tue 03 June, 2025 00:51
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End of month, a large selloff by pension funds, there will be. Rebalancing portfolios, they must. Opportunity for others, this could be. image

May the Market NOT Be With You: Pension Funds to Dump Stocks!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:00
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Financial independence, Sony seeks. A spin-off, they initiate, for fundraising freedoms, a new path is. image

A Great Disturbance in the Force: Sony Spins Off Financial Arm!

Thu 29 May, 2025 08:29
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HP's second-quarter results reveal a revenue victory but earnings stumble, blame tariffs, they do, causing shares to plummet. image

HP's Profits, Smaller They Are! Tariffs, The Culprit They Be!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:17
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Amidst political storms and student visa disruptions, Harvard faces challenges, but hope remains for international applicants, a consultant says. Ignore the chaos, you must. image

Harvard in Hot Water, Hmmm? A Jedi Perspective on University Enrollment Battles!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
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Amidst Trump administration turmoil, Harvard faces international student enrollment challenges, but experts advise applicants to remain steadfast and see opportunity amidst the chaos. A disturbance in the Force, it is! image

Harvard in Hot Water, Hmm? A Sith Lord's Enrollment Scheme, This Could Be!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
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A federal judge strikes down President Trump's executive order targeting WilmerHale, deeming it an unconstitutional assault on the justice system, hmmm? image

Executive Order, Unconstitutional It Is! Judge Leon Strikes Back!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:18
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