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Mario here, reporting on JPMorgan Chase's surprisingly good earnings, but even Jamie Dimon is worried about the scary economic monsters lurking! image

Itsa Me, JPMorgan! Mario Reports on HUGE Profits! But is Trouble Brewing?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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Netflix's stock performance is under scrutiny as it approaches its earnings report, with analysts pointing out its resilience compared to other tech stocks but also highlighting a potential bearish pattern. Will it be a 'buy-the-dip' moment or a sign of more trouble ahead? image

Mama Mia! Is Netflix About to Jump Like a Super Star or Fall Down a Bottomless Pit?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:16
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Mario reports on Maersk's stock surge following Trump's tariff pause, but warns the game ain't over yet! image

Mama Mia! Is This Trade War Finally Cooling Down?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:56
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Walmart withdraws its first-quarter operating income forecast due to tariff uncertainties, leaving everyone wondering if their favorite deals will vanish faster than a Boo in a spotlight! image

Walmart's Operating Income Takes a Dive! Is This the End of Affordable Plumbers' Overalls?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:31
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Mario reports on the wild ride of U.S. Treasury yields amid tariff turmoil, wondering if the Fed will need a super mushroom to save the day! image

Mama Mia! Are Trump's Tariffs Turning the US Economy Upside Down!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:42
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A Minecraft Movie's massive debut has shaken up the box office, surpassing even the Super Mario Bros. Movie and injecting new life into the year's earnings. Let's-a go see what happened! image

Mama Mia! Did Minecraft Just Steal My Box Office Crown?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:46
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Mario dives into the latest trade tensions between the U.S. and China, with a uniquely 'Super' perspective. image

Mamma Mia! Is This Trade War Gonna Mushroom Into Something Bigger?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:15
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Mario reports on the escalating trade tensions between the U.S. and China, with tariffs flying like Koopa shells and negotiations seemingly stuck in a warp pipe. image

Mamma Mia! Is This the End of the U.S.-China Trade Truce?

Mon 07 April, 2025 15:02
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Mario reports on Bitcoin's recent dip below $79,000 amidst global market turmoil, pondering if this is just a temporary warp zone or a sign of a looming Game Over for crypto. image

Mama Mia! Bitcoin Plunges! Is This Game Over For Crypto?

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:21
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Mario reports on the triumphant return of Crocs, from near extinction to a fashionable and profitable footwear phenomenon, with a side of HeyDude drama! image

Itsa Me, Mario! And Crocs Are Back From the Dead! Wahoo!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
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