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Chipotle faces unexpected challenges as consumer spending slows, weather turns foul, and even tariffs threaten the sacred guacamole. Can they recover their lost treasure? image

Chipotle's Tomb Raider Moment?! Burrito Sales Plunge!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
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Chipotle faces unexpected sales slump due to economic woes and weather, leading to revised growth forecasts. Even Lara Croft can't raid a good deal these days! image

Chipotle's Tomb Raiding Days Are Over! Burrito Busts and Bowl Blunders!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
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Technical analysts suggest gold mining stocks, after years of underperformance, are poised for a significant surge as gold prices reach record highs, presenting a lucrative opportunity for investors. image

Gold Rush 2025! Are Gold Mining Stocks the New Lost City of Gold?

Wed 23 April, 2025 14:01
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OpenAI's Sam Altman steps down from Oklo, fueling speculation about AI's growing energy demands and potential partnerships. image

Sam Altman Abandons Nuclear Startup! Is OpenAI Plotting World Domination With Secret Energy Source?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 21:15
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Bitcoin surges as investors flock to crypto amid stock market jitters, defying traditional correlations and hinting at a new era of financial independence. Could this be the treasure we've all been searching for? image

Bitcoin Blasts Past 90000! Is This the New Lost City of Gold?

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

The FTC is accusing Uber of deceptive practices regarding its Uber One subscription service, alleging misleading information, difficult cancellations, and unauthorized charges. Can they get away with it? image

Uber in Hot Water! Are They Pulling a Fast One on Subscribers?

Mon 21 April, 2025 18:03
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Lara Croft reports on Senator Van Hollen's journey to El Salvador to fight for due process after a wrongful deportation, a quest not unlike raiding a tomb for justice. image

Constitutional Crisis?! Senator's El Salvador Mission Sounds Like One Of My Adventures!

Sun 20 April, 2025 15:06
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Lara Croft investigates the potential fallout of escalating U.S.-China trade tensions on the agricultural sector, uncovering a precarious situation for soybean farmers and the possibility of government intervention. image

Soybean Apocalypse Now! Will Trump's Tariffs Bury American Farmers?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 11:04
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Senator Warren warns of market chaos if Trump succeeds in ousting Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, sparking concerns about political interference in the U.S. economy. Sounds like a tomb I wouldn't wanna raid. image

Jerome Powell on the Brink! Will Trump's Tantrums Tank the Economy?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:35
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China retaliates against US tariffs with non-tariff measures, targeting American services and sparking fears of economic decoupling. image

China's Revenge! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 03:33
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