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Genetic testing company 23andMe's bankruptcy sparks data privacy concerns, leaving users scrambling to delete their DNA before it falls into the wrong hands! Ha! Wrong hands! image

23andMe Goes BOOM! Are Your Secrets About to Be Someone Else's Boom-Boom?!

Sun 30 March, 2025 15:39
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Jinx here, reporting on how the economy is being a real bore! Inflation's up, spending's weird, and everyone's just...waiting? Let's blow this waiting game to pieces! image

The Fed is Making Me Wait AGAIN!!! What's Taking So Long?

Fri 28 March, 2025 14:27
2 minutes to read

Trump's tariffs on China and Vietnam could lead to massive price hikes on your favorite toys, and Jinx has some thoughts! image

Toys Are Getting HOW Much More Expensive?! Blame the Big Guy!

Fri 04 April, 2025 12:38
3 minutes to read

According to the Nomad Passport Index 2025, Ireland's passport is the strongest, but who cares? Let's blow something up! image

Ireland Number One Passport?! Time to Cause Some Mayhem There!

Wed 02 April, 2025 22:54
2 minutes to read