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Jinx weighs in on the Trump administration's return of student loan collection, and how it's gonna make everyone's wallets a whole lot lighter... or emptier, depending on how you look at it! image

Trump's Debt Collection: Time to Blow Up the Piggy Bank! (Or Maybe Just the Government)

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:51
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JPMorgan Chase CEO warns about deficits and tariffs, but who cares when there's chaos to be had? image

Jamie Dimon Says We're All Doomed! (And I Say... Good!)

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:35
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Jinx here, reporting on Nvidia's latest tech explosion that's gonna shake up the AI world like a loose grenade in a tea party. Spoiler: Mayhem expected. image

Nvidia's NVLink Fusion: More Like NV-Fun-Link! (BOOM!)

Mon 19 May, 2025 10:04
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Elon Musk, NASA, and China are racing to Mars, but is this a giant leap for mankind or a massive faceplant? image

Mars Mayhem! Rockets, Risks, and Really Red Dust!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:00
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Jinx reports on the latest presidential social media explosion, targeting Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, and even the Supreme Court! image

Trump's Twitter Tantrum: A Jinx-Approved Guide to Presidential Meltdowns!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:27
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Richemont, the fancy pants group behind Cartier, made a KILLING selling jewels, even though some watch sales went *tick-tock* down. Looks like rich folks still got pockets full of boom-boom powder! image

Shiny Things Still Sellin' Like Crazy! (Even if My Rockets are Cheaper)

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:24
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Rumors of Medicare shenanigans have sent UnitedHealth Group's stock plummeting faster than my rocket launcher ammo supply. Criminal probes, CEO exits, and cyberattacks? Sounds like someone needs a little… chaos therapy! image

UnitedHealth Group? More Like UnitedHealth GOING DOWN! (Heh, Get It?)

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:41
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President Trump tells Apple CEO Tim Cook to shift production back to the US, sparking tariff talks and manufacturing mayhem. Sounds like a fun kinda chaos! image

Trump Tells Apple to Get Their Gadgets Outta India! More Boom-Boom in the USA?

Thu 15 May, 2025 09:38
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Jinx here, reporting on how Netflix is using shiny ads to hook in the masses and rake in the cash. Who needs quality when you've got explosions... of commercials?! image

Netflix's Ad Tier Blows Up! More Eyeballs Than a Fishbone Factory!

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:53
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Jinx reports on the U.S. and Ukraine's new minerals deal, the potential for more 'minerals for muscle' agreements, and why Canada's not exactly jumping on the boom-boom bandwagon. image

Pow-Pow! Uncle Sam and Ukraine Team Up for Shiny Rocks: Is This the Start of a Global Treasure Hunt?

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
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