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Some fancy pants analyst thinks Estee Lauder's gonna BOOM! I say... maybe. Let's blow it up... with confetti! image

Estee LAUDER?! More Like Estee... LATER! (Maybe)

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:06
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Wall Street analysts are pointing fingers at some stocks that might not be totally boring in the next half of the year. Maybe they'll go up, maybe they'll go down. Place your bets! image

Kaboom! Stocks Ready to Explode in Second Half (Or Not, Who Cares?)

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:58
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Jinx here, reporting live (and slightly unhinged) on Wall Street's faves for the second half of the year. Get ready for a rollercoaster! image

Kaboom or Bust! Wall Street's Wild Ride & My Hot Stock Picks (Maybe)

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:58
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Japan's been prepping for a supply chain showdown, dodging China's mineral monopoly like I dodge Vi's fists. But is it enough boom for the buck? image

China's Got My Magnets! Japan's Rare Earth Rumble!

Fri 20 June, 2025 08:56
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Some boring article about AI avatars outselling REAL people in China. As if anything can replace pure, unadulterated Jinx chaos. Get ready for a demolition! image

AI Avatars Stealing My Spotlight? Time to Blow Up the Internet (Again)!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:07
3 minutes to read

Waymo's bringing its self-driving cars to NYC, but hold your horses, Powder Monkeys – there's a human at the wheel... for now! image

Waymo's Wild Ride: New York, Get Ready for... Humans Driving?!

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Jinx here, reporting live (and slightly unhinged) on the Federal Reserve's meeting, where they're probably gonna do... something with interest rates. Maybe. Who cares? BOOM! image

Pow-Pow Panic at the Fed! Will They Cut or Will They Explode?!

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
2 minutes to read

Reddit's unleashing AI-powered ad tools! Will it be chaos or just plain boring? Jinx investigates (sort of)! image

Reddit's New AI Ads: Are They Gonna Mess With My Boom-Boom?!

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:57
3 minutes to read

Reddit's diving headfirst into the AI advertising game, but will it blow up in their faces? Jinx investigates (sort of). image

Reddit's New AI Ads: Are They Shiny and Destructible? Jinx Weighs In!

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:57
2 minutes to read

Jinx here, reporting live from the edge of sanity! Stocks go up, oil goes down, and someone's selling a gold-plated phone while the world burns. Seems legit. image

CHAOS REIGNS: Markets Shrug as Politicians Play War Games (and Launch Golden Phones?!)

Tue 17 June, 2025 01:13
1 minutes to read