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The Fed's playing hard to get with interest rate cuts, but Jinx is here to tell ya how to make your own boom! image

Interest Rate Rollercoaster: Hold On Tight, Buttercups! (Or Just Blow It Up!)

Fri 30 May, 2025 16:03
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Turns out, even a basketball superstar can make some... *interesting* business choices. From Nike's snooze-fest to Under Armour's underdog charm, let's see how Stephen Curry stirred up the sneaker game. It's gonna be fun! image

Stephen Curry Ditches Nike?! Time to Cause Some Mayhem!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:13
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Xiaomi's profits are soaring like a rocket, leaving Apple in the dust as they conquer the smartphone market and rev up their electric vehicle game. Oh, and analysts are going wild! image

Xiaomi's Got Boom Boom Pow! Apple's Car Dreams Go Kaboom!

Sun 01 June, 2025 11:26
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Jinx here, reporting on why your precious retirement accounts are doing the cha-cha, but maybe it's not time to panic... yet! image

Retirement Funds Dropping Faster Than My Sanity! (Or Maybe Not?)

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:54
3 minutes to read

SpaceX's company town, Starbase, Texas, is considering new zoning laws that might shake things up for residents. Sounds like a perfect opportunity for some mayhem! image

Starbase is Changing, and I'm Not Sure if I Like It

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:00
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Best Buy's profits are taking a nosedive thanks to those pesky tariffs, but hey, maybe we can find some cheap gadgets to blow up! Let's cause some mayhem! image

Best Buy's Having a Meltdown? Time to Grab Some Bargains (and Maybe a Bazooka)

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:01
2 minutes to read

Jinx reports on how Elon Musk's xAI is throwing a mountain of cash at Telegram to unleash Grok, their AI chatbot, on the world. Prepare for chaos! image

Elon's Cash Cannon Shoots $300 Million at Telegram! Grok's Gone Global!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:13
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Getty Images is throwing serious cash at Stability AI, claiming they're stealing art to fuel their AI models. Jinx weighs in on this chaotic showdown. image

Getty's Got a Grudge! AI Art Fight Turns Ugly (Kaboom!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
3 minutes to read

Trump delays EU tariffs after some back-and-forth, but Jinx thinks it's all a bit of a slow-motion explosion waiting to happen! image

TRUMP TARIFF TANTRUM: Europe's Playing Tag, But Jinx Says, "Gotta Go Faster!"

Tue 27 May, 2025 14:21
2 minutes to read

Jinx investigates the wild world of fake reviews on Tripadvisor, where bots and bribes run rampant! It's time to blow this popsicle stand wide open! image

CHAOS ON TRIPADVISOR! Are Those Reviews Real or Just a Big, Fat Lie?

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:31
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