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Wells Fargo predicts the S&P 500 might revisit recent lows due to ongoing trade and economic uncertainties, but Jackie Chan offers a humorous spin and some investment wisdom! image

S&P 500 Rollercoaster! Jackie Chan's Take on Wall Street Woes!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:24
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Jackie Chan reports on the U.S.-Ukraine mineral deal, a blend of economics, politics, and maybe a little bit of payback, all while keeping things 100% Jackie Chan style! image

Wa Wa! U.S. and Ukraine Team Up for Mineral Mayhem!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan reports on Microsoft's surprising earnings, driven by AI and a little bit of luck, maybe I can invest! image

Microsoft Kicks Butt! Like a Drunken Master!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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President Trump's preferred mode of transportation, the golf cart, faces tariff implications due to its reliance on globally sourced components, highlighting the complexities of 'Made in America' claims. image

Even Trump's Golf Cart Can't Escape the Trade War! Holy Smokes!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:57
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan gives his take on experts predicting the British pound will surge, potentially reaching pre-Brexit levels as the U.S. dollar weakens, thanks to trade policies and economic factors. It's gonna be a fight! image

Pound Power! Jackie Chan Predicts British Currency Will Kick Dollar's Butt!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:20
3 minutes to read

Snap reports decent Q1 but holds back on future forecasts due to economic wobbles, leaving even this action star a little puzzled! image

Snap's Quarter: Good News, Bad News, and Me Trying to Understand It All! - Jackie Chan Style

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:27
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan dives into the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's budget woes, Trump-era cuts, and potential impact on consumer safeguards with a humorous, action-packed twist. image

Haiya! CFPB's Kung Fu Fighting Skills Slashed? Jackie Chan Investigates!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:53
3 minutes to read

Even Volvo's feeling the pinch! Cost cuts of $1.87 billion! Let's see how they handle this with a bit of agility, a few laughs, and maybe a ladder! image

Volvo's Kung Fu Finance: 1.87 Billion Dollar Cut! Jackie Chan Style!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:25
2 minutes to read

PayPal, Block, and Affirm face uncertain futures as tariff implications and consumer spending concerns rattle the market, impacting even this humble action star's investment portfolio! image

Wah, Tariffs! Fintech Firms Feeling the Pinch, Even Jackie Chan Feels It!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:06
3 minutes to read

Last week's stock market saw wild swings influenced by White House pronouncements, trade war anxieties, and surprising tech sector gains. But don't worry, Jackie Chan's here to break it down with a laugh! image

Wah! Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride: Trump, Tariffs, and Tech Triumphs!

Sun 27 April, 2025 14:43
3 minutes to read