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The Panama Canal at the center of a growing US-China geopolitical rivalry over trade influence. image

Panama Canal Kerfuffle D'oh China and US Tug-of-War

Fri 06 February, 2026 02:24
3 minutes to read

Mmm, dividends. Maybe these are better than donuts, maybe not. I gotta investigate image

Mmm, Dividends Wall Street's Top Doughnut Picks for 2026

Sun 28 December, 2025 14:21
4 minutes to read

Shell CEO Wael Sawan navigates the energy market like I navigate a box of donuts with surprising success. image

Doh-Nut Economics Shell's Secret Sauce to Beating Expectations Revealed

Wed 04 February, 2026 07:24
5 minutes to read

Mmm, money. And maybe a sprinkle of justice, or at least sprinkles. Don't have a cow, man, it's just the Fed. image

Doh'nald and the Fed: A Simpsons-Style Saga of Doughnuts, D'ohs, and Deep State Shenanigans

Thu 05 February, 2026 19:32
3 minutes to read

A screenshot of the controversial video that briefly appeared on Donald Trump's Truth Social account, depicting the Obamas in a racially insensitive manner. image

Trump's Truth Social Snafu Apes, Memes and Election Nightmares

Sat 07 February, 2026 02:11
2 minutes to read