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Shipping giant Maersk makes a boatload of money, but warns Trump's China tariffs could sink the party. Mmm, tariffs... image

Doh! Maersk's Money Mountain Gets a Little Less Mountainy Thanks to Those Dang Tariffs!

Thu 08 May, 2025 09:08
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Homer Simpson reports on how NCAA upsets and global jitters turned Flutter's financial dreams into a 'd'oh!' moment. image

Doh! Bad Luck and Basketball Bust Flutter's Bottom Line!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:18
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Despite a court ruling against a CFPB rule, credit card companies like Synchrony and Bread Financial are keeping interest rates high, impacting consumers and retailers alike. image

D'oh! Credit Card Companies Stuffing Their Wallets After Dodging the CFPB, Leaving Us Paying More for Krusty Burgers!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
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Former golf star Michelle Wie West invests in Togethxr, aiming to boost women's sports and make golf less 'intimidating' – Mmm, intimidating... image

Doh! Michelle Wie West's Got a Hole-In-One for Women's Sports!

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:37
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That fancy pants hedge fund guy, Paul Tudor Jones, says the stock market is headed for a bigger meltdown than a nuclear power plant after I touch it. Blame tariffs, the Fed, and maybe even... donuts? image

Doh! Billionaire Says Stocks Gonna Crash Harder Than Me on a Scooter!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:26
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President Trump wants to bring all the drug-making jobs back to America, so we can get our medicine without relying on those...other countries! Doh! image

Mmm...Medicine! Trump's Cookin' Up Drug Deals Right Here in the U.S. of A!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:49
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Hims & Hers nabs ex-Amazon bigwig Nader Kabbani as COO to help them sell even more stuff to people who need... stuff! image

Doh! Hims & Hers Gets a New Brain: Amazon Exec Jumps Ship!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:00
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Homer Simpson investigates how Dick's Sporting Goods' GameChanger app is making more moolah thanks to kids playing sports. Mmm, sports... image

D'oh! Dick's Sporting Goods and That GameChanger App: More Doughnuts for Everyone?

Sun 04 May, 2025 11:14
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Homer Simpson reports live from the Berkshire Hathaway shareholder meeting, where the bargains are plentiful, the Squishmallows are squishy, and the chocolate is...well, chocolate! image

Mmm, Berkshire Bazaar of Bargains! Buffett Swag, Squishmallows, and Chocolate...Doh!

Fri 02 May, 2025 21:17
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Homer Simpson reports live from the Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting, where plush toys, chocolate, and claw machines are stealing the show. Mmm, bargains! image

Doh! Berkshire Bazaar Has More Bargains Than I Have Brain Cells!

Fri 02 May, 2025 21:17
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