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Homer Simpson reports on the wild ride of oil prices after Trump hints at possible Iran talks, confusing everyone more than usual. image

Doh! Oil Prices Plunge After Trump Says Iran Wants To Talk… Maybe!

Wed 18 June, 2025 15:29
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A judge blocked Trump's passport policy, letting transgender and nonbinary folks get passports that match who they are. Mmm, freedom! image

Doh! Judge Says Everyone Gets the Passport They Want! Woohoo!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:28
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A judge blocked Trump's rules on passports for transgender and nonbinary folks, and now everyone gets to pick M, F, or X. Mmm, choices! image

Doh! Judge Says Everyone Gets the Passport They Want! Woohoo!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:28
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Some fancy pants European company, Helsing, got a whole lotta money to make… uh… things that go boom? Mmm, boom. image

Doh! They're Making Drones Now?! Helsing Gets a Truckload of Dough!

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:41
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SK Hynix stock price skyrocketed after news broke about South Korea's largest AI data center, leaving Samsung in the dust and making Homer wonder if he should invest (or just buy more donuts). image

Doh! SK Hynix Stock Soars Higher Than My Donut Consumption!

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:26
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SK Hynix stock is soaring faster than me trying to get the last donut, thanks to AI, while Samsung's market cap is shrinking like my brain after a Duff binge! image

Doh! SK Hynix Stock Goes Woo-Hoo! While Samsung Does a D'oh!

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:26
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Homer Simpson reports on the G7 summit where leaders grapple with trade wars, Ukraine, and whether Trump is friend or foe. Mmm, global challenges. image

Doh! Trump's Trade Tariffs Threaten Global Donut Supply at G7 Summit!

Mon 16 June, 2025 11:46
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Homer Simpson explains how companies buying their own stock can help you survive the ups and downs of the crazy market, featuring Apple and JPMorgan! image

Doh! Stock Market Go Boom? Buybacks to the Rescue, Says Some Smart Guy!

Sun 15 June, 2025 12:10
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The White House is eyeballin' Elon Musk's SpaceX contracts like I eyeball a donut – with intense scrutiny and a hunger for potential action! image

Doh! Trump Might Nuke Musk's Space Deals!

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:42
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The late singer's $275 million estate sparks a legal squabble between his widow and co-trustee, revealing the pitfalls of wealth transfer planning. Mmm... Wealth! image

Doh! Jimmy Buffett's Paradise Turns Probate Problem!

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:22
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