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The Women's National Basketball Association and E.W. Scripps solidify a multiyear media rights agreement, ensuring Friday night WNBA games on Ion, showcasing the league's rising popularity and securing its financial future. image

WNBA Scores Big: Ion Deal Proves It's Not Just Quidditch Getting All the Attention!

Fri 13 June, 2025 17:40
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Israel launches airstrikes against Iran, escalating tensions and raising fears of a broader regional conflict. Oil prices soar, stock markets tremble, and everyone's wondering if diplomacy has gone on a permanent holiday. image

By George, It's Gone Mad! Airstrikes, Retaliation, and Enough Tension to Stun a Dragon!

Fri 13 June, 2025 04:26
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European business leaders believe Europe has a golden opportunity to attract investment and outpace the US due to shifting economic tides and cheaper valuations. image

Europe Rising: Can the Continent Outshine the US in a Post-Brexit World?

Thu 12 June, 2025 08:10
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Tesla stock rebounds as Musk and Trump appear to call a truce, plus, robotaxis are *tentatively* coming to Texas! image

Elon & The Donald: A Most Peculiar Reconciliation!

Wed 11 June, 2025 15:10
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After tense negotiations, the U.S. and China have reached a preliminary trade agreement, but skepticism remains whether this fragile peace will last. Let's hope this isn't like Lockhart's memory charms – fleeting and ultimately useless! image

Muggle Trade Wars Quelled? A Very Tentative Truce Between the U.S. and China!

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:44
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Boeing sees a surge in new aircraft orders, challenging Airbus and navigating FAA restrictions, but can they truly take off? image

Boeing Soars (Almost) Like a Firebolt: Orders Up, But Can They Outfly the Regulations?

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:00
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Apple unveils a significant software update with a 'Liquid Glass' design language, but Wall Street remains unimpressed, craving more groundbreaking AI advancements. Is this just a case of 'same old potion, new bottle'? image

Apple's 'Liquid Glass' Redesign: A Muggle's Guide to the New Shiny (But Is It Really New?)

Mon 09 June, 2025 23:42
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Hermione Granger dissects a Muggle psychologist's findings on the most frequent squabbles in relationships, offering magical (and practical) advice for harmony. image

Muggle Marriage Mayhem: A Witch's Guide to Common Couple Conflicts (No Spells Required!)

Sun 08 June, 2025 17:36
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A witch's whirlwind tour through today's Muggle market movers, from surging tech stocks to tumbling whisky titans. Prepare for unexpected twists and turns! image

Muggle Market Mayhem: Earnings, Tariffs, and a Dash of Divination!

Thu 05 June, 2025 16:28
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President Trump deploys the National Guard to Los Angeles amidst immigration protests, sparking outrage and accusations of political theatrics. Honestly, it's all a bit of a Knickerbocker Glory. image

National Guard Summoned to Los Angeles: A Very Un-Muggle Mess!

Sun 08 June, 2025 13:16
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