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Hermione Granger reports on the upcoming US-China trade negotiations, dissecting the diplomatic dance with a sprinkle of wit and a dash of exasperation. image

Tariff Tantrums and Trade Talks: A Most Peculiar Predicament!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:06
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China's central bank unveils interest rate cuts and other measures to boost growth amid trade tensions. Will this potion work, or will it need a stronger spell? image

China's Economic Brew: A Pinch of Policy, A Dash of Dragon's Breath!

Wed 07 May, 2025 04:23
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Despite exceeding revenue expectations, Palantir's stock price took a nosedive faster than Neville Longbottom on a broomstick, leaving analysts scratching their heads and muttering about 'modest guidance' and 'vulnerable multiples.' Honestly, it's all a bit like trying to understand Arithmancy without a Time-Turner! image

Palantir's Potion Fizzles? Shares Dip Despite Earning a Howler!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:11
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Despite macroeconomic gloom and tariff troubles, Hugo Boss shares soared after a better-than-expected Q1, proving even Muggles love a good comeback story! image

Hugo Boss Dodges a Dementor: Sales Dip Less Than Expected!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:32
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Hermione Granger reports on a topsy-turvy start to the week in European markets, complete with Swiss surprises, Polish partnerships, and the usual dose of economic uncertainty. image

Oh, Honestly! European Markets Do the Hokey Pokey: A Muggle's Guide to Monday's Mayhem

Mon 05 May, 2025 07:53
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The White House's latest foray into AI-generated imagery depicts Donald Trump as the Pope, sparking outrage and amusement. As if we didn't have enough to worry about! image

Trump as Pope? Honestly, What Fresh Hell is This?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Staffing shortages and other 'peculiar' circumstances have left United Airlines passengers stranded, but at least they're waiving change fees. Small mercies, I suppose. image

United Airlines Grounded? Sounds Like Someone Needs a Time-Turner!

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:17
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Hermione Granger reports on the US-Ukraine minerals deal, the ongoing conflict, and the ever-elusive prospect of peace talks, with a touch of magical skepticism. image

Honestly, Is Peace Talk Progressing? US and Ukraine Minerals Deal: A Very Granger Perspective

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:24
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Amazon reports strong first-quarter earnings driven by cloud and advertising growth, but provides cautious guidance for the next quarter, leading to a slight stock dip. Honestly, it's all a bit...complicated. image

Amazon's Earnings Report: A Case of 'Slightly Off' - Honestly, It's a Bit Muddling, Isn't It?

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
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A fine art graduate is turning discarded plastic into stylish homewares, challenging our perception of waste and sparking a 'revolution of stylish sustainability'. image

From Shampoo Bottles to Chic: Muggle Ingenuity Saves the Planet (One Coaster at a Time!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 05:14
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