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The IRS has made a controversial filing suggesting churches can endorse political candidates without losing their tax-exempt status, potentially turning Sunday sermons into campaign rallies. Honestly, what's next? image

Holy Hufflepuff! IRS Says Churches Can Endorse Politicians Now?

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:01
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Tesla's stock plunges faster than a Snitch after Elon Musk's latest political escapade. Investors are not happy, and frankly, neither am I! Honestly, some people clearly haven't read 'Hogwarts, A History'! image

Elon's Political Potion Gone Wrong: Is Tesla About to Pull a Disappearing Act?

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:05
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A Chinese jeweler, Laopu Gold, is challenging established luxury brands with its new Singapore store, boasting surging sales and celebrity endorsements, but can it truly capture the global market? image

Laopu Gold: From Beijing to Bay Sands – A Golden Snitch of Success?

Mon 07 July, 2025 07:11
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A Chinese gold jewelry company, Laopu Gold, is making waves with its first international store in Singapore, challenging established luxury brands with its unique blend of traditional craftsmanship and modern appeal. But will it succeed globally? image

Laopu Gold's Glittering Gambit: Can a Chinese Jeweler Charm the World?

Mon 07 July, 2025 07:11
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President Trump unveils a 'take it or leave it' tariff strategy, leaving global markets in a state of utter confusion, much like trying to understand Snape's potions instructions. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Muggle Economics Get a Magical Makeover (Not Really)

Sat 05 July, 2025 08:22
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A new analysis reveals that proposed tax cuts disproportionately benefit the wealthiest Americans, particularly those residing in states with no personal income tax, leaving many others behind. Honestly, it's enough to make you scream 'For fox sake!' image

Accio Tax Cuts! But Only For Some, Apparently...

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:19
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A detailed look at how AI voice startup ElevenLabs plans to expand globally and launch an IPO within five years, with Hermione Granger's witty commentary. image

ElevenLabs' Lofty Ambitions: From Synthetic Voices to Public Offering!

Thu 03 July, 2025 05:16
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Tesla's Q2 delivery numbers take a dip, facing competition and political storms, but investors are still holding onto hope faster than Harry on his Firebolt. image

Tesla's Wild Ride: From Model Y to Political Quidditch - A Muggle's Misfortune!

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:11
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A new bill threatens to end electric vehicle tax credits sooner than you can say 'accio car,' potentially putting a damper on the eco-friendly revolution. image

Trump's Taxing Turn: Are Electric Vehicles About to Vanish Like a Disappearing Charm?

Tue 01 July, 2025 19:27
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The Trump administration is pushing for more countries to drop their digital services taxes, following Canada's lead in rescinding its DST to advance trade negotiations with the United States. image

Accio Trade Deal! White House Conjures Up Digital Tax Vanishing Act

Mon 30 June, 2025 15:54
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