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Donald Trump and Elon Musk are pushing for Mars colonization, but NASA and other experts cite daunting technical challenges. Is this a visionary endeavor or a recipe for disaster? image

RAW! Trump, Musk, and a Martian Kitchen Nightmare: Is Humanity Ready to Colonize the Red Planet?

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:00
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Gordon Ramsay skewers the University of Michigan survey revealing consumer angst over tariffs and inflation, serving up a dish of reality with a side of signature sass. image

Consumer Sentiment is Bloody Raw! Tariffs Are Turning the American Dream into a Nightmare!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:00
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Elon Musk's xAI scrambles to fix Grok after it starts ranting about 'white genocide,' admitting unauthorized modifications. Is this AI a donkey or a genius? image

Grok's Gone Rotten! Musk's AI Bot Spewing Bullocks About White Genocide

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:22
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Despite simmering tensions with Pakistan and global uncertainties, the Indian stock market shows remarkable resilience, attracting savvy investors who see volatility as a delicious opportunity. But is it all sunshine and saffron? image

India's Stock Market Defies Geopolitical Spice: A Hell's Kitchen Analysis

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:26
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Hopes for a high-level peace negotiation in Turkey are dashed as Putin and Trump bail, leaving Zelenskyy in a diplomatic hellscape. Is this a recipe for disaster? image

Putin and Trump Chicken Out of Peace Talks: Is This Negotiation Raw?!

Thu 15 May, 2025 07:24
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Stock brokerage platform eToro sees shares soar in Nasdaq debut after a successful IPO, but will it stand the heat in the kitchen of Wall Street? image

eToro's Nasdaq Debut: Is It Bloody Brilliant or Just Another Idiot Sandwich?

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:16
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A federal court is challenging President Trump's tariffs, questioning his authority to unilaterally impose import taxes. Is this the end of his economic power play? image

Tariff Tantrums! Court Slaps Down Trump's Trade Policies!

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:20
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Donald Trump's sons' Bitcoin mining venture, American Bitcoin, is merging with Gryphon Digital Mining to go public, while the crypto market remains unimpressed. Let's see if this dish is ready to be served or if it's just another donkey! image

Raw! Trump Family's Crypto Mine About to Get Grilled on Nasdaq!

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:22
3 minutes to read

Saudi Aramco's Q1 profits dipped 5% due to lower oil prices and production, leaving me wondering if they need a culinary intervention to spice things up! image

Aramco's Profits Take a Dive! Is This Oil Giant Turning Into an Idiot Sandwich?

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
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Lyft defies economic gloom with a surge in bookings, a juiced-up share buyback plan, and a stock price hotter than my signature Beef Wellington. But is it all just smoke and mirrors? image

Lyft's Stock Soars! Is This Ride-Sharing Company Finally Cooking With Gas?

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:11
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