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New York Attorney General Letitia James is suing Capital One for allegedly misleading customers about high-yield savings accounts. Giggity! image

Giggity! Capital One's Savings Shenanigans: Are They Cheating You?

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:41
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Tencent's Q1 2025 report shows gaming dominance and AI ambitions, but profit dips slightly, oh yeah! image

Giggity! Tencent's Gaming Bonanza: More Yuan Than I've Seen Panties!

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:06
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Quagmire reports on how Centrus Energy is set to explode (not literally, hopefully) thanks to AI's insatiable thirst for nuclear power! image

Giggity! Uranium Enrichment is the New Black, Baby!

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:09
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Perplexity AI is reportedly closing in on a $500 million funding round, boosting its valuation to a staggering $14 billion, proving that AI is sexier than Lois in a French maid outfit. image

Giggity! Perplexity AI's Valuation Soars Higher Than My Standards!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:10
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Your favorite pervert reports on the potential end of the US-China trade war, with a twist only Quagmire can deliver. Giggity! image

Giggity! China Trade Deal Promises Relief... And Maybe More!

Sun 11 May, 2025 20:17
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Google settles with Texas for $1.4 billion over user data privacy violations, but claims no wrongdoing. Giggity! image

Giggity! Google Coughs Up Big Bucks to Texas Over Data Snooping!

Fri 09 May, 2025 23:37
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President Trump flirts with raising taxes on the wealthiest Americans, leaving Republicans scratching their heads and me, Glen Quagmire, wondering how this affects my love life. Giggity! image

Giggity! Trump Mulls Tax Hike on Rich Folks: Quagmire Weighs In!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:19
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A crucial crypto regulation bill, the GENIUS Act, falters in the Senate after key Democrats withdraw support, citing concerns over money laundering and national security. Giggity! image

Giggity No! Crypto Bill Gets the Cold Shoulder in Senate Showdown

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:59
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Quagmire's take on the Bitcoin frenzy: An analyst says his $120,000 price target is too low, and I say, 'Giggity Giggity Goo!' Let's get this party started! image

Giggity! Bitcoin to the Moon, Baby! My Wallet's Ready for Some Action!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:10
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AppLovin' it to Arm's Downfall: A wild ride through the stock market's after-hours trading, with more ups and downs than my dating life! image

Giggity! Stocks Soar and Plunge: Quagmire's After-Hours Analysis

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:23
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