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JPMorgan Chase, Morgan Stanley, and BlackRock lead the charge with surprisingly strong earnings, while gold shines and Nvidia bounces back. Giggity! image

Giggity! Banking Bonanza and Golden Opportunities! What's Making Headlines Before the Bell?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:11
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Constellation Brands blames Trump's immigration stance and tariffs for declining beer sales among Hispanic consumers, impacting their bottom line. Giggity! image

Trump's Policies Killing Beer Sales! Is This the End of Friday Night Parties?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:44
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Major League Baseball is contemplating a salary cap, potentially leading to a lockout and reshaping the league's financial landscape. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! MLB Salary Cap Showdown Could Leave Fans... Unsatisfied!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:00
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Glen Quagmire reports on how fears of Trump's tariffs have led to a surge in PC shipments, as companies scramble to stock up before prices skyrocket. Giggity! image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger PC Panic Buying! Giggity!

Wed 09 April, 2025 17:06
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IRS Commissioner Melanie Krause resigns after a controversial deal to share taxpayer data with immigration authorities, marking a chaotic period for the agency amid mass firings. image

IRS Chief Quits Over Secret Data Deal! Giggity Giggity!

Wed 09 April, 2025 10:06
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Morgan Stanley forecasts Trump's tariffs will lead to inflation and slow economic growth, potentially delaying Federal Reserve interest rate cuts until 2026. Giggity! image

Trump's Tariffs Causing Inflation! Is This the End of Giggity?

Tue 08 April, 2025 19:48
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AI-powered scams are on the rise, with fake job applicants using deepfakes and fabricated credentials to infiltrate companies, posing serious security risks and financial threats. image

Giggity Giggity AI Fakes Are Stealing Our Jobs! Is Your Boss a Deepfake?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:00
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BlackRock CEO Larry Fink warns of a potential recession, citing concerns from business leaders and the impact of past tariff policies on inflation. image

Recession Already Here?! BlackRock CEO Says Canary Is Sick!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:14
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Bitcoin takes a dive below $79,000 amidst global recession fears and Trump's tariffs, leaving investors sweating harder than I do on a first date! image

Bitcoin's Got the Blues! Is Your Crypto Safe or About to Go Giggity Giggity ALL RIGHT?

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:21
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Amidst Trump's tariffs, Ford offers employee pricing to boost sales and navigate economic uncertainty, followed by similar moves from Stellantis and Hyundai. Giggity! image

Ford's Tariff Tango! Will Employee Pricing Get You Giggity?

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
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