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Elon Musk vows to refocus on Tesla, X, and xAI after X outage, sending Tesla shares soaring. Political escapades are taking a backseat, much like my dating life after I mention my age, giggity! image

Elon's Back in the Driver's Seat, Giggity! Tesla Stock Surges!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:14
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Glen Quagmire reports on how European markets are reacting to Trump's tariff delay, with a healthy dose of innuendo and 'giggity' for good measure. image

Giggity! Trump Delays EU Tariffs, European Stocks Go Wild!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:08
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Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter) Went Down Faster Than My Chances at a Convent! image

Giggity! X Marks the Spot... for an Outage!

Sat 24 May, 2025 14:17
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Ol' Quagmire spies a chance to pocket some premium paydays amidst POTUS's perplexing price placement posturing! image

Giggity! Trump's Tariff Tantrums Trigger Tempting Trade Treats!

Fri 23 May, 2025 15:24
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BYD beats Tesla in European electric vehicle sales for the first time, marking a significant shift in the automotive market. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! BYD Overtakes Tesla in Europe, Leaving Elon in the Dust!

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:55
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Kraken exchange to offer tokenized securities like Apple and Tesla stocks to customers outside the U.S., partnering with Backed to trade 24/7 on the Solana blockchain. Giggity! image

Giggity Good News! Kraken Goes Wild with Tokenized Stocks!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:32
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Bitcoin soars past $111,000, fueled by positive momentum, regulatory optimism, and institutional interest, all while defying the downward trend of U.S. stock markets. Giggity! image

Giggity Gigga-BITCOIN! Crypto Craze Sends Bitcoin to Outrageous New Highs!

Thu 22 May, 2025 06:14
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Microsoft and global law enforcement bust the Lumma Stealer malware, preventing the theft of passwords, credit cards, and crypto wallets from hundreds of thousands of computers worldwide. Giggity Giggity Giggity! image

Giggity! Microsoft Takes Down Lumma Stealer – Hackers Get the Shaft!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:01
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Feds bust a ring of bandits who allegedly lifted over $83 million in goodies from Amazon, leaving me wondering where MY cut is! image

Giggity! Amazon Swiped Blind by Armenian Cargo Crooks!

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:39
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Justin Sun, the Chinese crypto big shot, spent millions on a Trump-themed meme coin to snag a dinner invite with The Donald. Talk about a power move, Giggity! image

Giggity! Crypto Mogul BOUGHT His Way to Trump's Dinner Table!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:24
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