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France invests heavily in Eutelsat to challenge Starlink's dominance in satellite broadband, but can they catch up to Elon's massive constellation? image

Giggity! France Bets Big on Space Race, Chasing Musk's Starlink!

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:08
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Nvidia's stock is on a roll, leaving Microsoft and Apple in the dust, thanks to AI and maybe a little bit of robot love. image

Giggity! Nvidia's Stock Soars Higher Than My Hopes on a Friday Night!

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:48
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Xiaomi's stock skyrockets after unveiling a Tesla-rivaling electric SUV, packed with AI features and a price tag that's got Elon sweating like Peter Griffin at a buffet. image

Giggity! Xiaomi's New Electric Ride is Giving Tesla a Run for Its Money!

Fri 27 June, 2025 02:29
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President Trump woos working-class Americans with promises of tax cuts, but will the Senate play along? Giggity! image

Trump's "One Big, Beautiful Bill": Giggity for the Working Class?

Thu 26 June, 2025 15:39
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President Trump threatens to double trade costs for Spain if they don't meet the new NATO defense spending target, leaving Glen Quagmire wondering what kind of 'defense' they're really talking about. image

Trump to Spain: No Giggity Giggity Goo Unless You Pay Up NATO Dues!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:44
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Communication experts suggest slowing down your speech for workplace success, and Quagmire is here to tell you why (and maybe offer some 'personal' coaching). image

Giggity Graduates Speak Slower for Success! Experts Reveal the Secret to Workplace Confidence (It's Not What You Think!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:17
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Despite past reservations, Trump reaffirms U.S. commitment to NATO, but expects allies to pony up some serious dough for defense spending. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Trump and NATO: A Love Story (With a Side of Cash)

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:05
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Fiserv is launching FIUSD, a new stablecoin, aiming to integrate crypto into mainstream finance with a wink and a promise of 'seamless' transactions. Giggity! image

Giggity! Fiserv Plunges Headfirst Into Stablecoins, Promises More Action Than A Wet T-Shirt Contest

Mon 23 June, 2025 16:54
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Amidst escalating tensions between the U.S., Iran, and Israel, China seems to be strategically positioning itself, potentially benefiting from the chaos while maintaining a delicate balance of power. Giggity! image

Giggity! China Plays Wingman in Middle East Mayhem While Uncle Sam Gets Bombed!

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:03
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According to official reports, the United States has allegedly crippled Iran's nuclear ambitions with a precision strike. But is it really 'obliterated,' or just a 'come hither' for more trouble? Giggity! image

Giggity! US Nukes Iran's Nuclear Program...Obliterated, Baby!

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:07
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