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Geralt of Rivia reports on Tesla's recent stock woes amidst tariff turmoil, political drama, and Elon Musk's social media outbursts. image

Tesla Stock Plunges After Tariff Chaos! Is Elon Musk Losing His Mind?

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the oil market turmoil caused by Trump's tariffs, proving even Witchers aren't immune to economic woes. image

Tariffs, Trade, and Trouble! Is This the End of Cheap Ale?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:58
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the market's wild ride as Trump's tariff threats send pharmaceutical stocks soaring and plummeting, leaving patients in a precarious state. image

Tariffs and Tribulations! Will Trump's Gamble Poison the Pharmaceutical Industry?

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:12
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Jamie Dimon's grim forecast for the US economy, thanks to tariffs and a certain orange-haired leader's… unique approach to trade. image

Recession is Coming! Even the Bloody Bankers are Saying It!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:55
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the stock market's wild ride, blaming Trump's tariffs and a generally stupid market for the chaos. image

Is the Market Dumber Than a Drowner?! Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc!

Tue 08 April, 2025 22:36
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Zipline's new drone delivery service in Dallas, partnering with Walmart to bring you everything from potions to… ice cream. image

Drones Deliver Ice Cream Now? The End is Nigh!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the recent oil price plunge, tariff tantrums, and whether we should all be stockpiling dimeritium bombs. image

Tariffs and Tribulations! Is the World About to End... Again?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:48
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European defense stocks plunge amidst market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but analysts suggest it might be a 'great opportunity' for investors. Geralt investigates! image

Defense Stocks Tanking Like Drowners! Is It Time to Invest or Run Away Screaming?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:26
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A federal judge's order to return a wrongly deported man to the US is challenged, raising questions about executive power and human rights. Geralt comments! image

Deported Man's Fate Hangs in the Balance! Will Justice Prevail?

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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Uncover hidden travel benefits linked to your existing credit cards, potentially unlocking elite hotel status, complimentary stays, and much more. Turns out, even a Witcher can get a good deal. image

Credit Card Perks You Didn't Know You Had! Free Rooms and Upgrades Await!

Tue 01 April, 2025 10:13
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