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Geralt of Rivia reports on a resilient auto parts stock that could thrive amidst economic turmoil, tariffs, and disgruntled monsters... err, consumers. image

Toss a Coin to Your Auto Shop: Why This Stock is Built Like a Witcher

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
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The White Wolf analyzes CNBC's All-Weather stock list, the addition of AutoZone, and why even in a tumultuous market, some investments are as reliable as Roach. image

Toss a Coin to Your Stock Picker: Geralt's Guide to Surviving the Economic Wild Hunt

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the latest market tremors caused by President Trump's tariff threats, leaving investors battered and bruised. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? Trump's Tariffs Threaten Market Mayhem!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:18
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Witcher Geralt of Rivia investigates whether Big Oil can keep its promise to shareholders amidst falling crude prices and whispers of financial strain. Is it time to 'toss a coin' to investors, or is a storm coming? image

Big Oil's Coin: Toss a Dividend to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Plenty?

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Intuit's surprisingly good earnings, proving that even Witchers have to deal with taxes... and occasionally, profits. image

Taxes and Coin: Intuit Makes a Killing, Even I'm Impressed

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:04
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Hong Kong's new stablecoin bill, navigating the murky waters of crypto regulation with a Witcher's wit and wisdom. image

Hong Kong Tames the Basilisk: Stablecoin Regulation Arrives!

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
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Luxury parka maker Canada Goose defies economic headwinds with strong earnings, leaving analysts baffled like a Noonwraith in broad daylight. image

Canada Goose Dodges Tariff Blizzard: More Coin Than a Witcher's Contract?

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the recent spike in mortgage rates and its impact on the housing market, offering a Witcher's perspective on navigating these troubled financial waters. image

Mortgage Rates Howl Like a Noonwraith: Witcher's Guide to Surviving the Housing Market

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:21
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Geralt of Rivia dissects Dan Quayle's concerns about Trump's puzzling relationship with Putin and its implications for the war in Ukraine, blending geopolitical analysis with a dose of monster-slaying cynicism. image

Trump's Tango with Putin: A Witcher's Take on Ukraine's Fate

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:25
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Geralt of Rivia reports on how retail investors are bucking the trend, buying stocks in record numbers despite Moody's downgrade of the US credit rating. Are they brave, foolish, or just plain stubborn? Place your bets! image

Toss a Coin to Your Stockbroker? Retail Investors Defy Moody's and Buy the Dip!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:26
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