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Insiders at Nvidia, the AI chip behemoth, reportedly sold over $1 billion in stock, raising eyebrows and prompting speculation. Geralt of Rivia investigates... sort of. image

Nvidia Execs Cash Out: Is This the End of the World or Just Another Tuesday?

Sun 29 June, 2025 18:07
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia investigates how parents can instill money-saving skills in Gen Alpha, who are growing up in an era of instant gratification. image

Damn Kids and Their Damn… Spending Habits! A Witcher's Guide to Raising Frugal Gen Alpha

Sat 28 June, 2025 06:20
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Geralt of Rivia reports on NATO's decision to double defense spending targets, potentially rebalancing trade relations between Europe and the U.S., with a side of 'buy American' weaponry. image

Toss a Coin to Your Weapon Dealer: NATO's 5% Defense Spending Sparks Trade Winds!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:08
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the soaring value of Circle, the stablecoin boom, and Wall Street's growing interest in crypto, with a side of regulatory woes and Trump's mortgage madness. image

Toss a Coin to Your Stablecoin: Circle's Wild Ride and Wall Street's Crypto Craze

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:11
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on H&M's fluctuating fortunes, price hikes, and the ever-present monster of consumer caution in a world of tariffs and tight coin. image

H&M's Summer Gamble: A Witcher's Eye on Fashion's Pricey Plunge

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:03
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Nvidia's ambitious plans for AI and robotics, with self-driving cars leading the charge, and ponders if this means fewer monsters and more machines in his future. image

Nvidia's Robotic Revolution: More Than Just Gwent Cards in the Future?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:27
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on Tesla's woes in Europe, as cheaper Chinese electric vehicles steal the show and Elon Musk's antics raise eyebrows. image

Toss a Coin to Your BYD: Tesla Sales Tumble as Chinese EVs Conquer Europe

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the cooling housing market, where prices are dropping faster than a griffin after a crossbow bolt. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, the Housing Market's Gone Sour!

Tue 24 June, 2025 15:36
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on the chaos unfolding in Austin as Tesla's self-driving cars stumble out of the gate, leaving more questions than answers. image

Tesla's Robotaxis: More Like Roach on the Pontar Than a Proper Ride

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
3 minutes to read

Rising concerns over the Strait of Hormuz lead tankers to reroute, fearing potential closure and escalating geopolitical instability. What now, hmm? image

Hormuz Havoc: Tankers Turn Tail as Tensions Thicken!

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:24
4 minutes to read