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Gandalf the Grey reports on the recent FTX lawsuit dismissal, finding the legal proceedings as perplexing as a hobbit's riddles. image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: FTX Celebrity Lawsuit Fizzles, a Wizard's Perspective

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:12
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Apple's Eddy Cue hints at a future where AI search engines reign supreme, shaking the foundations of Google's empire and casting a pall over the lucrative partnership between Apple and Alphabet. image

A Shadow of Doubt Falls on Silicon Valley: Will AI Usurp the Throne of Google?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:33
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Gandalf the Grey reports on a perplexing rise in used car prices, spurred by tariffs and market whims, leaving Middle-earth's Shire-folk scratching their heads and tightening their coin purses. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost... But Some Used Car Prices Are Headed Sky High!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:33
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Gandalf the Grey reports on escalating tensions between India and Pakistan, a conflict steeped in history and fraught with peril, urging restraint and a return to the path of reason. image

A Shadow Stirring in the East: India and Pakistan on the Brink!

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:16
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The Trump administration restarts student loan collection after a five-year pause, threatening federal benefits and wages of millions. Gandalf weighs in on this concerning turn of events. image

A Shadow Falls: Trump Resumes Student Loan Collection, Gondor Calls for Aid!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:19
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the curious case of Starbase, Texas, where rockets boom and SpaceX reigns supreme, raising questions of environmental stewardship and earthly dominion. image

A New Star Rises (and Explodes?) Musk's Starbase Takes Flight!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
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Once beloved Tesla faces backlash as owners and investors grow weary of Elon Musk's political ventures, leading to plummeting values and disillusioned fans. image

Fool of a Took! Tesla's Shine Dimmed by Musk's Political Meanderings

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:08
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Gandalf reports on the impending tariff on foreign films, a move that threatens to plunge the movie industry into a second darkness, or perhaps just a very long sequel. image

A Shadow Looms Over Hollywood: Trump Declares War on Foreign Films!

Mon 05 May, 2025 01:24
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Berkshire Hathaway's Q1 earnings stumble amidst tariff uncertainty, but the old wizard still holds a mighty hoard and a glimmer of hope. image

A Shadow Falls on Berkshire Hathaway: Buffett's Earnings Face the Tariff Dragon!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Gandalf the Grey delves into the curious case of the Nasdaq's resurgence, weighing market momentum and magical options. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Tech Stocks Might Be Found: A Wizard's Wager on the Nasdaq

Fri 02 May, 2025 15:37
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