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Gandalf reports on IBM's massive investment in US manufacturing and quantum computing, a move that might just rival the forges of the dwarves! image

By the Beards of the Valar! IBM Pledges a King's Ransom to American Innovation

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:30
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Despite continued negotiations and cautious optimism from both sides, a decades-long standoff between Iran and the United States remains, fraught with peril and mistrust, reminiscent of the tensions between Mordor and Gondor. image

A Shadow of Doubt Looms Over Iran Nuclear Talks: Can Mordor and Gondor Find Peace?

Sun 27 April, 2025 07:56
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Alphabet's surprising financial upswing amidst AI battles and trade war shadows, proving even tech giants can have a Fellowship of the Ring-like comeback. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Alphabet's Stock Is Certainly Found: A Wizard's Take on Tech

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:02
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Even amid AI battles and trade winds, Alphabet's coffers swell, proving that sometimes, you simply *can* pass! image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, Especially When They Find Alphabet's Profits!

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:02
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Gandalf the Grey reports on China's economic strategies amidst escalating trade tensions and ambitious growth targets, offering a humorous and insightful perspective on their quest for balance. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But China's Economy May Be: A Wizard's Take on Beijing's Balancing Act

Fri 25 April, 2025 09:21
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the chilling effect of mortgage rates and economic woes on the spring housing market, with a touch of Middle-earth wisdom. image

Winter is Coming... to the Housing Market! A Wizard's Forecast

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
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PepsiCo faces headwinds as international sales temper North American weakness, leading to a revised earnings forecast amid economic uncertainty. image

PepsiCo's Profits Plunge! Is the Fizzy Drink Empire Crumbling?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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Southwest Airlines announces capacity reductions and strategic shifts in response to weak domestic bookings and economic headwinds. Is this the beginning of their own long defeat? image

Fly, You Fools! Southwest Airlines Cuts Flights Amidst Economic Uncertainty!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:56
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Southwest Airlines' struggles, capacity cuts, and desperate attempts to adapt to a changing economic landscape. Is this the end of free baggage? image

A Shadow Looms Over Southwest! Will the Airline Survive the Economic Mines of Moria?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:56
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Gandalf the Grey reports on how Boeing navigates the turbulent skies of trade disputes, potentially redirecting aircraft intended for China to new destinations. image

Boeing's Bombshell! Will Trade Wars Reroute the Skies?

Wed 23 April, 2025 14:19
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