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Amidst escalating tensions in the Middle East, shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz is dwindling, sparking fears of energy price hikes and supply disruptions. Looks like someone forgot to say their prayers! image

Hormuz Horror: Are We Headed for Another Galactic-Sized Oil Crisis?

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:37
4 minutes to read

Forget the threats and bribes! This is Ripley reporting on how to get kids to listen using, surprisingly, actual communication. No acid blood involved. image

Affirmative, I Read You: Ripley's Guide to Taming the Tiny Tyrants (Without a Flamethrower)

Sun 22 June, 2025 14:17
3 minutes to read

Meta's CEO Mark Zuckerberg is on a massive spending spree to dominate the AI landscape, hiring top talent and acquiring stakes in AI startups, but is it enough to catch up with the competition? image

Zuckerberg's AI Blitz: Desperate Measures or Bold Wager? Ripley Reports

Sat 21 June, 2025 10:28
3 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Governor Waller suggests lowering interest rates soon, while Trump keeps calling for drastic cuts. Looks like another beautiful day in the corps... mostly beautiful, anyway. image

Another Day, Another Mess: The Fed, Tariffs, and Interest Rates – Ripley's Take

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:13
4 minutes to read

Ripley reports on Fed Governor Waller's surprisingly dovish stance, potential interest rate cuts, and the usual economic shenanigans. image

Another Day, Another Dollar... And a Potential Rate Cut? What in Space is Going On?

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:13
3 minutes to read

Emma Grede's regimented routine, featuring a 4:35 AM start, intense workouts, and family time, proves that even without acid for blood, humans are tenacious when pursuing success. image

Another Day, Another Grind: Emma Grede's 4:35 AM Wake-Up Call... Because Apparently Xenomorphs Aren't the Only Threat

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:05
3 minutes to read

Amid escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, Trump hints at military action, prompting evacuation preparations and market jitters. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image

Trump's 'Ultimate Ultimatum' to Iran: Another Day, Another Bug Hunt?

Wed 18 June, 2025 17:46
2 minutes to read

Companies are tweaking products to dodge Trump-era tariffs, but is it ingenuity or just another way to screw the little guy? image

Tariff Engineering: Clever Art or Corporate Cheat? Ripley Weighs In

Wed 18 June, 2025 07:56
3 minutes to read

Ellen Ripley dissects the Senate's proposed tax break for tipped workers, finding it's more smoke and mirrors than genuine relief for the working class. image

Another Bug Hunt? Senate's 'No Tax on Tips' Plan Smells Like Corporate Greed to Ripley

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:42
3 minutes to read

Gold surges as the ultimate safe haven in 2025, leaving traditional assets like the Yen, Franc, and Treasurys in the cosmic dust. image

In Space, No One Can Hear You Buy Gold: Bullion Beats Bonds as Investors Flee Fiscal Frights

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:08
3 minutes to read