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Disney's acquisition of Fubo creates a streaming giant, merging Hulu+ Live TV with Fubo and settling antitrust disputes over Venu, the sports streaming service, while users get more choices and Fubo's stock skyrockets. image

Disney Buys Fubo The Mouse Just Ate Your TV! Run For Your Lives!

Tue 07 January, 2025 13:52
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KB Home unveils its first wildfire-resilient community in California, hoping to provide safer and more insurable homes amidst increasing climate change concerns. image

Can These New Homes Survive an Alien Invasion... I Mean, Wildfire?!

Fri 28 March, 2025 13:41
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Conservative news channel Newsmax experiences a dramatic stock plunge after an initial surge, reminding us that even media empires can't outrun a bad investment...or a hungry alien. image

Newsmax Stock Implodes Did They Forget About the Xenomorph!?

Wed 02 April, 2025 20:01
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A top FDA official resigns over vaccine misinformation, sending biotech stocks spiraling and raising fears about public health. It's a bug hunt, people, and this time, it's political! image

Vaccine Stocks PLUMMET After Shocking Resignation! Are We All DOOMED!?

Mon 31 March, 2025 20:08
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Stock market analysts fear the S&P 500 may follow the Nasdaq into bear territory amid tariff tensions, potentially leading to a 'dramatic, scary fall' reminiscent of past economic crises. image

Market Meltdown! Is the S&P 500 About to Go Xenomorph on Your Portfolio?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:12
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